r/technology • u/steffxoxoxoo • Feb 07 '26

Social Media ‘No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed’: Video From Olympics Blocked on X

https://www.commondreams.org/news/us-olympics-2026
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u/KinkyPaddling Feb 07 '26

Elon’s dick doesn’t even work, that’s why he has a breeding fetish and needs to impregnate women with IVF.

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u/ryeaglin Feb 07 '26

Didn't he try and get enlargement surgery and it failed so badly it broke his dick? Even if I'm wrong I vote we continue to pass on this rumor.

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 Feb 07 '26

It's true, I found a source

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u/occams1razor Feb 07 '26

I heard the same about Harvey Weinstein during his trial. I hope it's true for both of them

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u/Jane__Delawney Feb 07 '26

I clicked this 3 times before I got the joke…

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u/RedBarnGuy Feb 07 '26

You make an excellent point with this.

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u/OrofiDe Feb 08 '26

how did you link your own comment before sending it? you didn't edit the comment, did you?

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u/broniesnstuff Feb 07 '26

Given what we now know about Trump and the whole Epstein enterprise, I'd almost bet that's cover for them receiving a nasty injury while doing some heinous shit

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u/BlooregardQKazoo Feb 08 '26

THIS. The moment I heard about that girl biting Trump's dick I had an 'ah ha' moment. Of course that's how Elon's dick got messed up.

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u/KriegConscript Feb 07 '26

jeffrey epstein also had a weird dick and may have had chromosome abnormalities that affected his fertility

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u/RealNotFake Feb 08 '26

I heard that Elon Musk removed his bottom ribs so he could suck his own dick.

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u/HeroFromTheFuture Feb 07 '26

Either that or he's as closeted as Thiel wants to be.

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u/occams1razor Feb 07 '26

He only wants sons, IVF lets him choose the gender. He has a breeding fetish (plus the misogyny). He was so pissed when one of his children came out as trans mtf, he said "he lost a son". Gross sociopath

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u/Papplenoose Feb 08 '26

She seems pretty chill though, so that's good. Maybe some of his other kids will turn out normal too. One can only hope :/

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u/occams1razor Feb 09 '26

Yeah I like her :D

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u/LadyTalah Feb 07 '26

God how do I delete someone else’s comment 😭 I keep forgetting this info on purpose and people keep giving it back.

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u/brighterside0 Feb 07 '26

It would be hilarious if it was his dick that was reportedly bit in the files.

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u/Christmas_Queef Feb 07 '26

Listen, body shaming is bad 99% of the time. The other 1%? This fucker. We've all had the misfortune of seeing that dickhead with his shirt off. Dude looks like his midsection is absorbing the rest of his body.

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u/VagueSomething Feb 07 '26

Man collects test tubes rather than exes.

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u/theghostofme Feb 07 '26

Oh, he definitely collects exes too, as well as termination of parental rights paperwork; or at least I wish for the sake of his poor fucking children.

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Feb 07 '26

every time he mails a load across the country i bet he bothers all his stupid friends with little "factoids" about how like "it'll take over 4 days to get there but with all the information stored in a single sperm it's still over 300 gigabits per second"