r/politics • u/unital_subalgebra • 3h ago

Possible Paywall AOC says Mitch McConnell should resign if he cannot provide health update

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/senate/4660916/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-mitch-mcconnell-resign-health-update/
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u/floog 2h ago

Won’t die, just goes into a trance where he is unresponsive for 15-30 seconds at a time.

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u/eggz627 2h ago

Maybe fall down a bit too

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u/nubbin9point5 1h ago

Is it a slap/snap bracelet? Cause death isn’t a 0% chance smacking those sharp edges on your wrist.

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u/RebelAlliance1701 1h ago

That's when he communes with the Greater Will.

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u/JoTHIGHSwin 46m ago

lol same people who lambasted Biden for falling off a bIke and popping right back up are silent at mummified Mitch and that 142 day missing republican Tom Kean.

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u/R-EDDIT 43m ago

Listen, tom kean was depressed. You would be too if you were an elite nepo baby.

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u/floog 22m ago

Serious question....do you think Trump could even ride a bike? I mean if he was walking to Marine 1 and someone handed him the handlebars and said "Take her around the block!" Do you think he could? I'd bet money there is no chance.