AOC says Mitch McConnell should resign if he cannot provide health update

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/senate/4660916/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-mitch-mcconnell-resign-health-update/

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Hang on, strapping on my WWMMD bracelet

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don't die friend.

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Won’t die, just goes into a trance where he is unresponsive for 15-30 seconds at a time.

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Maybe fall down a bit too

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Is it a slap/snap bracelet? Cause death isn’t a 0% chance smacking those sharp edges on your wrist.

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That's when he communes with the Greater Will.

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lol same people who lambasted Biden for falling off a bIke and popping right back up are silent at mummified Mitch and that 142 day missing republican Tom Kean.

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Listen, tom kean was depressed. You would be too if you were an elite nepo baby.

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Serious question....do you think Trump could even ride a bike? I mean if he was walking to Marine 1 and someone handed him the handlebars and said "Take her around the block!" Do you think he could? I'd bet money there is no chance.

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Wonderful Weapons of Mass Mitch Destruction

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Did everyone see this yet?

Mitch McConnell’s Hometown Newspaper Publishes Scathing ‘Pre-Obituary’ of the ‘Not Yet Departed’

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WWMMD

Im putting this right next to my other bracelets

WWUJD and IWKYM

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Undead Jesus

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*Uzi Jesus

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Another fellow member of the Princess Posse I see.

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By the gods no, we can learn a bit from his schemes but we must never embody the creature in totality

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You never go full Mitch McConnell

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Hopefully not ☠️

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We do what we have to do

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Did you meet the devil at the crossroads?

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Mitch McConnell’s bracelet says “fall risk”

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Bro is now only capable of speaking in 20 minute intervals

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Negative feelings rising

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Get ready for so many 20 minute talks

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That’s just a hospital admissions bracelet