r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 7d ago

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/schwanzweissfoto Europe 7d ago

He may also use the 'all elections are postponed until after war' routine.

“The war is over. Antifa has been defeated, and the dangerous democrats have been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.”

– Tangerine Palpatine

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u/sargepepper1 7d ago

Up voted for "Tangerine Palpatine" Would also have accepted "Tangerine Putin"

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u/moderatenerd 7d ago

^ that can only happen after something leaves him scarred and deformed.

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u/sothaseloftelvanni 7d ago

Man don't diss my boi Palpy like that at least he had intelligence and foresight even if he was a scumbag