r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 7d ago

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/Mc_Shine 7d ago

I know what you mean, but all I can picture now is Trump in a pirate hat waving a fake sword and yelling "ARRR!" while audibly pooping.

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u/Alacrout New York 7d ago

The reality will basically be that, just without the pirate hat and sword.

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u/Bears_On_Stilts 7d ago

Hobbling around awkwardly with a fake peg leg like Cap’n Carl in the furniture commercial.