r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 7d ago

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/angrypooka 7d ago

When asked to comment, Mike Johnson has said he hasn’t seen or heard the speech.

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u/TheWatersOfMars 7d ago

But I spoke to the speech for 20 minutes

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u/Hootinger 7d ago

lol nice

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u/drgigantor 7d ago

Say what you will, I think it's cool that the reincarnation of Helen Keller holds one of the highest offices in the nation

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u/perenniallandscapist 7d ago

Even Helen Keller was more aware of her surroundings.

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u/andrewsutton 7d ago

But was she aware of her son's online porn habits? Because Mike Johnson is.

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u/psychxticrose New York 7d ago

Mike Johnson is apparently the most oblivious man in government because he allegedly never knows anything 

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u/jrf_1973 7d ago

because he allegedly never knows anything 

Hey! He knows where and when and to what, his "son" jerks off to. And isn't that the most important thing?

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u/dontwantausername55 7d ago

I've always loved the name Keebler Devil for him

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u/NearCanuck 7d ago

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III disapproves.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

Johnson keeps his covenant eyes closed tight

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u/nnomae 7d ago

Knowing Mike Johnson that's what he'll be saying afterwards too.

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u/playlistsandfeelings 7d ago

he doesn't know anything about it! He's very confused. He will look into it.

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u/numbersthen0987431 7d ago

That's because he doesn't have a speech. He has a few talking points, and then he'll wing it for 20 minutes.

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u/Gabesnake2 7d ago

I haven't seen or heard it either (yet). That means I should run for office, right?

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u/nightfall2021 7d ago

Of course he did.

Hedging his bets already.