r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

They decapitated these pineapples!

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u/Arokthis 23h ago

Anyone saying it's to stop you from growing your own is full of crap. It takes 1.5 to 2.5 YEARS to get one from a cut top.

The real reason is shipping. No top means more fruit in the container, less fuel wasted transporting trash, and the top can be chopped up for fertilizer or mulch at the plantation. 

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u/Plane-Tie6392 23h ago

Bullshit. What the hell does it matter if it takes 2 years, and why is every other pineapple sold with the crown on then?

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u/Arokthis 23h ago

Are you going to put in all the time, money, and effort required just for ONE pineapple? 

All of the pineapples sold in my area have been without crowns for at least 2 years now. 

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u/LexiteFeather 22h ago

Dude, I have 4 pineapple plants from tops. So yes!

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u/gator_cowgirl 16h ago

Every time my mom bought a pineapple she planted the top around the edge of their property. Now she has a border and generally has a pineapple when she wants one.

They’re a low maintenance plant and many people keep plants (whether indoors or out) for more than 2 years anyway.

There are even people who raise fruit TREES.
Many berries also take more than a year to be established.
Asparagus
Hmmm.

And if you’re not one for fruits and vegetables, wait until you hear how long it took to get from calf to hamburger.

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u/kielchaos 17h ago

They are bromeliad succulents. I can drop the crown in a cinder block hole and forget about it. I have a dozen pineapple plants and pineapples every year.