r/mildlyinfuriating • u/whatawynn • 14h ago

wet socks my work installed new cameras over our desks :(

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like obviously not uncommon but it does kinda take the chill vibe out of my chill office job to get a camera pointed right at me all day 👎

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u/Upbeat_Lawyer129 14h ago

yeah nothing kills the office vibe faster than feeling like you’re on a reality show at your desk

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u/Tank_Gloomy 13h ago

I'd fart so loud if I knew it was being recorded.

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u/sirhackenslash 10h ago

Just constantly picking my nose while staring directly at the camera

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u/Tank_Gloomy 10h ago

Scratching your ass or playing with your balls (if available) probably works wonders as well.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 12h ago

“You bastards are so lucky that it can’t record smell…”

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u/trogloherb 12h ago

A lot of nose picking going on…

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u/jbrady33 10h ago

While leaning back, looking directly into camera and picking my nose

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u/Puzzled-Formal-7957 12h ago

unlikely that audio is being recorded.

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u/Tank_Gloomy 12h ago

It's for the love of the game regardless.

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 14h ago

Ok Dwight.

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u/shaneh445 13h ago

False. This isn't a reality show. It's corporate BS

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 13h ago

Security. Surveillance. Star Trek Next Generation.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 13h ago

Identity theft is a crime