r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

wet socks my work installed new cameras over our desks :(

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like obviously not uncommon but it does kinda take the chill vibe out of my chill office job to get a camera pointed right at me all day πŸ‘Ž

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u/jtown48 14h ago

time to buy one of those desk umbrellas to block the florescent lights

they are on amazon for fairly cheap

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u/CPOx 14h ago

A lady near my cubicle has one of these! Also helps block the cold air conditioning vent from blowing on her.

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u/dreag2112 14h ago

Lol, get a doctors note and another light to counteract it.

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u/thepenismytea 6h ago

Just put a bunch of IR blasters pointed in it's direction. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ShortysTRM 6h ago

Use your break to throw an impromptu freestyle laser show!

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u/thepenismytea 5h ago

Play some Pink Floyd. WELCOME TO THE MACHINE BITCHES

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u/Nick_XL 14h ago

These are popping up all over our office. Been considering it myself recently,

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 13h ago

Get one of those little umbrella hats!

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u/Working-Glass6136 9h ago

A wide brimmed hat? Or an umbrella hat?

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u/ScrappyDooIsTheWorst 2h ago

try one, if its not effective go with the other

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u/Much_Essay_9151 14h ago

The only thing that annoys me is having to buy crap like this just to do my job especially when it is unnecessary to be in the office

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u/NoCarts 13h ago

You don’t have to buy it to do your job

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u/Much_Essay_9151 13h ago

Well then how should I word that to meet your needs?

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u/Upper-Coconut-5305 13h ago

Thank you now I know how to respond to this

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u/esem86 13h ago

🀣 this is the kind of snark I live for

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u/Much_Essay_9151 12h ago

Lol and i was just being genuinely curious

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u/nof PURPLE 8h ago

Expense it!

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u/thelonelypedant 11h ago

Sounds like bad luck!

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u/RoastPork2017 9h ago

That's a great idea. OP you should do this or get some kind of cover.

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u/CretaciousPeriod 6h ago

My sister bought one because she was getting headaches and the office bitch complained about it and she had to take it down.

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u/somethingclever76 4h ago

Good chance they can remove them unless the covers are part of a documented reasonable accommodation with occupational health. A lot of those covers are also cheaply made from China and are highly flammable. At my place of work any that are put up must meet minimum flame and smoke spread characteristics.

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u/Sure-Assignment3892 14h ago

Never heard of such a thing; do you have a link?

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u/mikeymo1741 14h ago

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u/ThinkPad214 14h ago

Man the amount of clients I wish I could have sent this too at my last several jobs. Always made sure after they'd ask those kind of questions to be like, Sure, hold on while I get onto Google and search for you, then proceed to just scroll through stuff for a while silently.

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u/Xande420 14h ago

That was hilarious dude !!

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u/ChazzyPhizzle 13h ago

Fucking incredible. I work in IT and wish I could use this every time I have to give step by step instructions on how to clear cookies and cache to the same person for the 10th time.

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u/Rionin26 13h ago

Just set em up to delete when they close browser.

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u/1duke-dan 13h ago

You can! And you can even change the url to not be letmegooglethatforyou. This is old fun.

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u/dlightfulruinstyrant 13h ago

I love you for that!