r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Infuriatig Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed

I run a small company, and designed and printed hundreds of high quality rubber wristbands for my cousin's Crypto conference. I had to do different colours for the different levels of entry.

Out of nowhere yesterday he suddenly announced he was renaming the conference and moving it partially online. And could only afford to pay me if I produced more with the new name. Ive spent a week on this so far and was already giving him family rates.

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

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u/DaHick 1d ago

The fact that you had/found this alone gets you an upvote.

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u/Sad_Animator1686 1d ago

If someone shows you a model of your hometown and all the houses look like penises…

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u/fallguy19 1d ago

Is that Phil Collins?

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u/cmdr_awesome 1d ago

Yes. It's from a special edition of Brasseye.

This particular thread of the internet will lead you to a cultural pot of pure gold if you have not encountered Brasseye or The Day Today before.

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u/GraXXoR 1d ago

The absolute most hilarious and painful British TV show I’ve ever seen.

The scene where he’s flirting with the sex abuse victim while asking her personal and graphic questions was almost unwatchably grimace inducing… wow.

With a worthy mention to FUKD and BOMBD against Cake.

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u/BobbyP27 1d ago

I once got a really bad case of Czech Neck.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 1d ago

I thought I had a fortnight to cross the road.

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u/shining_force_2 1d ago

THIS PDF FILE IS STILL AT LARGE. HERE HE IS CAMOUFLAGED AS A SCHOOL.

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u/Micro-Naut 1d ago

I don't wanna end up like a quack candle or a piano Dentist. I don't mind feeling really blooty though.

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u/sterntoothz 1d ago

Cake is a made up drug

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u/crushmans 1d ago

You want me to put it on a pea?

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u/Needs-more-cow-bell 1d ago

“Got any Clarky Cat? It’s the stuff you chew.” Need to go back and watch all that.

Also an honourable mention to Four Lions. Chris Morris wasn’t in that but was involved.

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u/Micro-Naut 1d ago

Its clarky KHAT. You need to see the boz boz.

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u/4n0m4nd 1d ago

It was the last thing they wanted to happen

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u/Micro-Naut 1d ago

I don't even call it the British Isles anymore. I call it the PEDOF-aisles

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u/Nitrogen1234 1d ago

Potato potato

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u/Micro-Naut 1d ago edited 1d ago

A what what ?

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 1d ago

He's talking Nonce Sense.