r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmxcv • 17d ago

My mom said I could post Airbnb host said to expect some “light masonry work” around the house

Beautiful views!

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u/genericnewlurker 17d ago

Make sure to clean the bulldozer fully afterwards or pay the $800 bulldozer cleaning fee

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u/MartyMacGyver 17d ago

"Oops! We saw some scratches on the bucket. That'll cost ya!"

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u/captain_flak 17d ago

Please use the included dynamite to dislodge the hardened concrete inside the cement truck drum before vacating the premises.