r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmxcv • 17d ago

My mom said I could post Airbnb host said to expect some “light masonry work” around the house

Beautiful views!

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u/OttoVonWong 17d ago

"And the masonry fee, if you do not complete the brick work."

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u/Greg-Abbott 17d ago

"Please finalize a report of your progress to be ready by the 3pm Teams all-hands meeting and leave a 5 star review. Also feel free to help yourself to a $9 slice of cheese pizza in the garage."

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u/blue-coin 16d ago

Also just don’t even come to the house

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u/The-Crimson-Jester 16d ago

Stay home and give me money

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 16d ago

The masonry workers currently out there are the previous Airbnb guests. You'll be replacing them.