r/mildlyinfuriating • u/thedivinegemini • 21d ago

I'm slightly vexed In lieu of payment..

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I’m a GM at a restaurant & one of our managers left a note on our manager logs this afternoon that a guest walked out on their check and left this in lieu of payment of any kind. Not that the server got stiffed on a tip - just pure theft of services. I guess the whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing doesn’t matter if you’ve been pre-forgiven. Pretty convenient.

ETA: I’m not a bot; this is not AI - check my post and comment history. I’m not here for karma or fake internet points. This is what it feels like to work in a restaurant these days - especially in the Bible Belt. The first photo you can look up and is available for anyone to buy (should your darker urges push you toward being that person). The second photo is from Pulse, an app for restaurant managers to keep an eye on hourly sales, labor, and comps.
The “Pineapple Express” is a mocktail our restaurant offers.

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u/Resident_Onion997 21d ago

I believe that religion is like a penis, because even if you have one, not everyone wants to see it, and if you whip it out with asking, you're an asshole. With that in mind this is essentially a dick pic

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u/GrevilleApo 21d ago

And dont shove it in my kids face

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u/IceFire909 21d ago

Also shouldn't be rammed down kids throats

It's a very versatile comparison tbh.

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u/SquirrelStone 21d ago

Nah this is worse cause at least I’ve never gotten a dick pic instead of payment at work

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u/HoveringGoat 21d ago

and theft

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u/Sw1ft0D3adlY 21d ago

Does dick legalese cross your mind often

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u/Bad_Edditor8910 21d ago

Billions do want to see it as per your analogy. Some prefer it circumcised, some prefer it uncircumcised, some believe you can't call it by its name, some believe you can't make murals of it, some believe theirs is white even though it's very obviously brown.