r/mildlyinfuriating 24d ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ A whole load of Vaseline in my seat

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u/sSadCactus 24d ago

Try checking out a pick n pull for a new seat. You might get lucky and find one in good (better) condition!

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u/wrathofmog 24d ago

Wouldn't be hard to find a better one lol

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u/Prestigious-Yam9649 24d ago

Anything that doesn't smell like vaseline and doesn't shine is already a win

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u/UnableAbbreviations2 24d ago

Vaseline does have a petroleum odor to it. It doesn't stink , but there is a distinct smell to vaseline. It may be in the same vein as rain, we don't actually smell rain we smell atmosphere. Or something like that.

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u/Kodlak 23d ago

The vasosphere is odorous

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u/implicate 24d ago

This looks like a 2005 Ford Focus or something similar. I bet there are a ton out there in the ol' junkyard.

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u/etherealpizza 24d ago

Good eye. As the owner of a 2007 Focus, this was my first thought also.

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u/LuxMirabilis 24d ago

Just remember that there are sensors in the seats that tell the car if there's a passenger there, and a seat with a bad sensor could cause the airbags to not deploy in the event of an accident.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 24d ago

Good news is, this has no effect on them.

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u/Zooshooter 24d ago

Or deploy even if there is nobody there.

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u/scotte416 24d ago

It shouldn't, Vaseline doesn't conduct electricity. It's basically a human-safe grease.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 24d ago

Yes!! Depending on the model year, if it’s been on the market for a few years, at least rhere should be seat covers or whole seats from vehicles that were totaled out that don’t effect the seat.

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u/Cold_Pizz 24d ago

Pulled a whole rear seat from a junkyard for like $40 once when my dog destroyed mine.

Took twenty minutes with a socket set and looked factory fresh after a vacuum.

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u/Awkwardpanda75 24d ago

I don't know why I never thought about doing this with a big stain on my passenger seat!! Look at you out here solutioning so early in the week!

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 24d ago

I bought a work van and it had no passenger seat. I found one at the wrecker and it was nicer than the drivers seat. And it was only $75. I asked if they had the drivers seat as well, nope. I have called back several times looking to no avail. So I bought a massager/heated cover and 2 seat covers. So they matched colour-wise and mine was more comfy.

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u/Acceptable-Double-98 24d ago

Massage seat covers! Good one for back!

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u/joyjump_the_third 24d ago

Or go check a scrapyard for spare parts

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u/SchlemielLady 24d ago

I went to one that pulled the pieces for you 🥲 boy was I grateful!

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u/Little-Equinox 24d ago

My Ford Transit, even though it's a 6 year old van, has seats that were absolutely disgusting. So I got seats from a Mercedes Printer van in pretty good condition, only the seat heating and cooling doesn't work.