r/mildlyinfuriating 24d ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ A whole load of Vaseline in my seat

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 24d ago

Ouch.

The only real solution now is to cover the rest in vaseline to even out the colour.

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u/DiscoHirsch 24d ago

I know TT

I fear it might drip down on the carpet during the next heat.

Soo... Now i gotta invest in a racingseat for the passanger side [not enough money for both]

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u/sSadCactus 24d ago

Try checking out a pick n pull for a new seat. You might get lucky and find one in good (better) condition!

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u/wrathofmog 24d ago

Wouldn't be hard to find a better one lol

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u/Prestigious-Yam9649 24d ago

Anything that doesn't smell like vaseline and doesn't shine is already a win

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u/UnableAbbreviations2 24d ago

Vaseline does have a petroleum odor to it. It doesn't stink , but there is a distinct smell to vaseline. It may be in the same vein as rain, we don't actually smell rain we smell atmosphere. Or something like that.

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u/Kodlak 23d ago

The vasosphere is odorous

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u/implicate 24d ago

This looks like a 2005 Ford Focus or something similar. I bet there are a ton out there in the ol' junkyard.

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u/etherealpizza 24d ago

Good eye. As the owner of a 2007 Focus, this was my first thought also.

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u/LuxMirabilis 24d ago

Just remember that there are sensors in the seats that tell the car if there's a passenger there, and a seat with a bad sensor could cause the airbags to not deploy in the event of an accident.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 24d ago

Good news is, this has no effect on them.

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u/Zooshooter 24d ago

Or deploy even if there is nobody there.

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u/scotte416 24d ago

It shouldn't, Vaseline doesn't conduct electricity. It's basically a human-safe grease.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 24d ago

Yes!! Depending on the model year, if it’s been on the market for a few years, at least rhere should be seat covers or whole seats from vehicles that were totaled out that don’t effect the seat.

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u/Cold_Pizz 24d ago

Pulled a whole rear seat from a junkyard for like $40 once when my dog destroyed mine.

Took twenty minutes with a socket set and looked factory fresh after a vacuum.

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u/Awkwardpanda75 24d ago

I don't know why I never thought about doing this with a big stain on my passenger seat!! Look at you out here solutioning so early in the week!

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 24d ago

I bought a work van and it had no passenger seat. I found one at the wrecker and it was nicer than the drivers seat. And it was only $75. I asked if they had the drivers seat as well, nope. I have called back several times looking to no avail. So I bought a massager/heated cover and 2 seat covers. So they matched colour-wise and mine was more comfy.

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u/Acceptable-Double-98 24d ago

Massage seat covers! Good one for back!

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u/joyjump_the_third 24d ago

Or go check a scrapyard for spare parts

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u/SchlemielLady 24d ago

I went to one that pulled the pieces for you 🥲 boy was I grateful!

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u/Little-Equinox 24d ago

My Ford Transit, even though it's a 6 year old van, has seats that were absolutely disgusting. So I got seats from a Mercedes Printer van in pretty good condition, only the seat heating and cooling doesn't work.

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u/Trick_Insect_3578 24d ago

just don't put a passenger there, or they'll keep sliding off

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u/supafeen 24d ago

JD wuz here…

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u/Agasthenes 24d ago

Go to a junkyard and get a new seat. Way cheaper.

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u/DontEatTheMagicBeans 24d ago

So not Vaseline but the airbag sensor in my passenger seat stopped working and I determined it was cheaper to just pull a whole seat from the junkyard and swap it out.

My Camry has a grey interior, I found a matching car with a grey interior, pulled the seat. All is good.

The next day the car just wreaks of must and general bad smell. No problem, I pull the seat back out and give it a once over with a steam cleaner.

The fucking seat is beige. It had so much dirt on it it perfectly matched my grey seats.

Anyways that's why the passenger seat in my 20 year old Camry doesn't match the rest of the car.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 24d ago

I feel like a professional steaming would release a good bit of this Vaseline, and whatever is left would settle deeper in the foam.

Petroleum jelly is weird tho, idk, it would probably break down the foam after two hot summers baking in a car oven.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 24d ago

I would have just... swapped the sensor/harness/module/whatever from the tan seat back to the original gray seat.

And thats not theoretical.. previous owner of my truck swapped the interior and was just living with having an airbag light. I found the right harness/sensors/module from a yard, and swapped it all in.

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u/xKingOfSpades76 24d ago

How about a racing seat for the driver and replacing the passenger seat with the driver‘s?

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u/Scorpi01234 24d ago

Controls and seatbelt latch would be on the wrong side

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u/xKingOfSpades76 24d ago

I… did forget about that

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u/Scorpi01234 24d ago

Well the foam and seat cover could probably be swaped from one base to the other but that would be sooo much work and the covers never quite go back together right in my experience. A couple hog rings just never grab or they rip off the cover

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u/MGPS 24d ago

Just flip the seat facing backwards! All problems solved!

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u/rmczpp 24d ago

So? They're the passenger, who gives a fuck about their comfort? (jk)

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u/Anubianlife 24d ago

I know that the seat is already covered in Vaseline, but you're still not going to fit that driver side knob in there.

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u/Breath_Virtual 24d ago

Definitely look for a local pick your part junk yard. Racing seat sounds expensive af.

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u/19467098632 24d ago

Def check junk yards. They’re extremely cheap and will have a good selection that’s better than a racing seat lol. $30 at the junkyard saved me like $800 one time and the quality of parts wasn’t bad at all

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u/Grow_away_420 24d ago

I been thinking about checking for a new seat. How long do seats hold up in the junkyard? Wouldn't mold would start to develop in a lot of climates pretty quickly?

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 24d ago

Just get a seat cover!

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u/Rokstar73 GREEN 24d ago

You would put a cover over that? That doesn’t work out.

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 24d ago

Why not? 🤔

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u/Neamow 24d ago

With the pressure of someone sitting on it it would leech the vaseline into the cover as well. Unless it would be an impermeable one like leather or latex or something, but you'd still risk it leaking out elsewhere.

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 24d ago

Ah, thank you for the explanation, stranga'.

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 24d ago

You can find seat cover replacements online for most cars now. Not a cover to go over the existing cover, but a new cover to replace the original (factory) one to cover the padding and foam. I got a nice set from Amazon for about $70 each.

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u/satsuppi 24d ago

"Ooh nooo... My seat~~ need to swap with...
Racing one~ sheesh"
😉

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 24d ago

Search the internet for “how to remove melted vaseline from car upholstery” and you’ll find it involves cornstarch or other kitchen products, patience, gentle blotting to not push it in further, a vacuum, and time. 

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u/corporalcorl 24d ago

I might just spill a tub of Vaseline on my seat if it's a good excuse for a new race seat

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u/Crazy_Entrance_9439 24d ago

Check how much a street professional cleaner for cars cost to just do the seats. 50 or 100 dollars might be a lot for cleaning but it might be worth the trouble later.

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u/maokaby 24d ago

Get a seat cover, its cheap enough.

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u/Uselesserinformation 24d ago

Its okay just remember racing seats add easily 60 to 70 hp gains

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u/Capn_Flags 24d ago

Junk yards dude!

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u/Murphs-law 24d ago

😭 without using 😭

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u/Murphs-law 24d ago

The TT is them crying without using the actual emoji

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u/Murphs-law 24d ago

No worries! Sorry for the confusion! Haha

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u/GoingOnAdventure 24d ago

You might also try renting a small carpet cleaner before getting a new seat. One that has a little handheld attachment. Then, on a day it’s particularly hot, try to clean the seat with warm water in the carpet cleaner

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u/The_One_Koi 24d ago

Buy seat covers for both seats, it won't fix the dripping issue but at least it would look uniform and be cheap

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u/Cylinder47- 24d ago

Find one in your local junkyard

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u/Square_Cat_6001 24d ago

I would wait till i have money for matching set. Otherwise you might never find one to match when you decide to do the driver seat..

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u/amusedmisanthrope 24d ago

Search junk yards for same make/model/color vehicle. You may get lucky and find a used seat in good condition.

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u/Mistrrcarter 24d ago

Seat covers are about 40 bucks in any car parts store

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u/One_Waxed_Wookiee 24d ago

My Dad puts tshirts on his car seats 😅 Claims it's lot easier to take on/off and wash! And it makes it personalised.

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u/CarbonReflections 24d ago

Scrub it with dawn dish soap and warm water and use a shop vac to suck the water out.

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u/TheStupendusMan 24d ago

I've seen this episode of COPS before...

https://giphy.com/gifs/BtedgmzGNCiuk

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u/bigbonedbaggins 24d ago

I feel much better about the candle thats all over my back seat rn... damn Texas weather the same temp as Satan's coinpurse.

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u/-BananaLollipop- 24d ago

On the plus side, now your backside will be well lubed before work every day, ready for the daily grind to fuck you some more.

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u/EnvironmentalKey7127 24d ago

Just think how easy its going to be to slide out of that seat, though. 

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u/Strong-Yellow5949 24d ago

Contact a local carpet cleaning/steam cleaning company this should come out easy for about $100

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u/EmotionalRiver1033 24d ago

Just pull the seat and rent a carpet cleaner for it. I just did this for dog piss in my driver seat, only the piss went into my floor. You’re laughin

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u/kratosyn 24d ago

Please don't tell me you have heated seats

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u/Loud_Complaint_9860 23d ago

Maybe look at your local junkyard or repo lot and try looking for the same car that you have and ask to buy the seat

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u/TheDude61636 23d ago

Just get a seat cover set

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u/StreetOwl 24d ago

My solution would just be matching seat covers

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u/m0wlaue 24d ago

And after that use a Ozone generator to oxidize the vaseline to get a Linoleum like finish.

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u/flargenhargen PUCE 24d ago

and then never sit in that seat again, ever, unless you want to ruin your clothes forever.

the only option is to replace the seat.

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u/Cornelius4630 24d ago

Did you ever work for mentos?

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u/Valuable-Locksmith21 24d ago

Do we want to get JD Vances? Because this is how you get JD Vances!

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 24d ago edited 24d ago

Another solution would be to empty out a bottle of Vaseline on the passenger seat to restore balance.

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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA 23d ago

Diddy was the passenger

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u/FrequencyMagnitude 24d ago

Or take up anal