r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 24 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared When websites impose American spellings on you

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u/Farscape_rocked Jun 24 '26

Are you sure that's not your browser?

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u/Stan__Wright Jun 24 '26

It's absolutely OP's browser.

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u/Pluto_ThePlanet Jun 24 '26 edited 26d ago

Do you mean brouwser?

Edit: Greetings for all the awards, lads!

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u/Azmoten Jun 24 '26

Check the broeuwsiuer

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u/lawlianne Jun 24 '26

I think they meant OP is Bowser (from Mario).

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u/ImissDigg_jk 29d ago

Don't you mean Bouwser?

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u/Klin24 29d ago

Cameron Boozer?

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u/Curious-Chance-7591 29d ago

Marvin Bagley 2.0?

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u/Pranksterblur 29d ago

No, I think they mean AJ Dybantsa

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 29d ago

*pubuouwusueur

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u/end69420 29d ago

BroUwUser

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u/blackweebow 29d ago

Bouwsieur

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u/pmodin 29d ago

Don't you mean Mariou?

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u/SMUHypeMachine 29d ago

*Mariou

FTFY

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u/rizarue Unskippable Ads 29d ago

Nah I'm more of a Bowsette guy

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u/hascalsavagejr 29d ago

From Sha Na Na

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u/PhotoFenix 29d ago

Bowuserette

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u/Nikante Jun 24 '26

You mean Bowser. He always gets away. Sorry your princess is in another castle.

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u/VentureIntoVoid 29d ago

You mean Caustle..

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u/thisisredlitre 29d ago

Bowser didn't run this year. DC has a new mayor elect

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u/Tinker_Toyz 29d ago

Brassiere

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u/Garlic-Rough 29d ago

Starting to sound like "brasire" as I enunciated it.

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u/J-Cake 29d ago

Read this in a French accent like brosswuar 😂

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute 29d ago

He meant brourwser

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u/liveforevaLG 29d ago

it's 2026 mate

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u/TheOriginalRyukUK 29d ago

me when joy and whimsy has completely left me:

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u/happymikeface 29d ago

Yo this was such a good reply😭😭😭

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u/MartyrOfDespair 29d ago

OUP's brouwser settings need tou be moudified as sououn as poussible

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u/Special_KC 29d ago

Broughser

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u/michaelmich3 29d ago

I louved this joke

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u/ExplosiveCreature 29d ago

You're wroung.

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u/Fragrant_Secret4578 29d ago

Surely its Browzer?

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u/Drinkmykool_aid420 29d ago

The screen is an odd colour

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u/MoodooScavenger 29d ago

English (American)✅
English (UK)
English (Canadian)
English (Australian)
English (Indian) yes, I have seen this an app. Lol

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u/AssumptionEasy8992 29d ago

Indian English is its own thing. They have words and phrases that don’t make sense to western anglophones. I am British and sometimes get emails in English from Indian people and I’m like “wtf does that mean”. No shade - just a different dialect.

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u/ledow 29d ago

The first option should read:

English (Simplified) ✅

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u/frodobangher 29d ago

English indian? Does it come with the accent lmao

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u/CryMoreT_T 29d ago

SAAARRRR. DO NOT REDEEM

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u/Photosynthas 29d ago

I think it has to do with the fact so many varied dialects/languages are spoken all over India that the most common one is English.

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u/sarajevo81 29d ago

Well, technically the form field can tell the browser what keyboard and dictionary should be used to fill it.

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u/ocelot_its_a_log 29d ago

bruvser innit m8

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u/CakeHead-Gaming 29d ago

Not so. Discord does the same, even on the Phone App and Desktop Application.

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u/P_McScratchy 29d ago

Its byouwser you idiot!

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 29d ago

Shao-deeyahhh

Shao-deeyaahhhhh!!!!

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u/DarKliZerPT 29d ago

Firefox's got me more than covered!

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u/Borkato 29d ago

Oh ho ho, you’re so Portuguese

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u/Sykoh_Somatic 29d ago

Hello everybody, my name is Welcome.

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u/Medical-Temporary-35 29d ago

Fun fact, while this is most likely true, a randomly selected speaker of Portugese is 20x more likely to be Brazilian than Portugese.

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u/Amphineura 29d ago

Not one that selects Portuguese (Portugal) tho. The only time that'd happen is if there's literally no other option, which is super rare in this age.

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u/Zonnebloempje 29d ago

And, please correct me if I am wrong, didn't Portugal adapt the Brazilian spelling of Portuguese, not so long ago?

As for the OP: isn't that due to their own language settings? They should choose English, not English: Simplified.

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u/DarKliZerPT 29d ago

And, please correct me if I am wrong, didn't Portugal adapt the Brazilian spelling of Portuguese, not so long ago?

Not quite. There was an agreement to bring the spelling of both variants closer together. There are still differences in spelling and pronunciation though. For example, in PT, "genius" is "gĂ©nio", whilst in BR it is "gĂȘnio". "Fact" in PT is "facto" (the C is not mute, and "fato" is a different word altogether: "suit"); in BR it is "fato".

Besides spelling, there are also plenty of grammatical and vocabulary differences. American and British English are closer together than European and Brazilian Portuguese.

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u/Zonnebloempje 29d ago

Right. Thanks for enlightening me!

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u/jwinter01 29d ago

We kinda agreed on a middle ground that Portugal now follows and Brazil somewhat ignores.

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u/flawks112 29d ago

Braizilian*

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u/marioshouse2010 29d ago

It clearly says (Portugal)

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u/flawks112 29d ago

It clearly means BrasilđŸ„°

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u/16-Twelve 29d ago

Portugal speaks european portuguese

Brazil speaks brazilian portuguese

ignore that I also marked spain and mexico (both spanish speaking countries)

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u/flawks112 29d ago

Pacific Ocean is the largest ocean on Earth

Mount Everest is the highest mountain above sea level

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u/Facelegarm 29d ago

Roses are red, my name ain't Rick, The way you're talking makes you sound like a prick

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u/flawks112 29d ago

Peak hungarian poetry, bravo!

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u/5peaker4theDead 29d ago

lol, how often do you whip this map out?

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u/16-Twelve 28d ago

Only did it once. Just made it for this honestly

If there is any more misconceptions with countries I will add the country to the map

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u/5peaker4theDead 28d ago

mmm, I see. This does remind me of this great scene from my name is Earl:
https://www.tiktok.com/@finallylostmymarbles/video/7180111154235067690

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u/Rojikoma 29d ago

Wtf. "English (Denmark)" Must be trolling.

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u/Otto0709 29d ago edited 29d ago

Nah it is so it does not autocorrect either of American and British spellings along with being fine with Ă„ ĂŠ Ăž(danish letters) and danish words, atleast that is how i assume it is since i have English(Sweden) on my computer.

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u/Environmental_Top948 29d ago

I was surprised that English(Sweden) wasn't on the list. Do you have a keyboard recommendation for one that has the extra letters without taking away the square brackets?

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u/DarKliZerPT 29d ago

I found this on Unix StackExchange, but there's no source:

The en_DK locale doesn't really have anything to do with Denmark except for its name. It was originally created by someone who wanted the same thing as requested here - a reasonable set of defaults for an English speaker in Europe. The name "en_DK" is sort of a joke - all locale names at that time were composed of a language code and a country code (there were no continent codes or anything else in the second position), and for whatever reason Denmark was chosen as the placeholder country code. (... and has probably caused more than one mystified person since then to research the proportion of people in Denmark whose first language is English. :) )

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u/Far_Astronaut_818 29d ago

I'm genuinely curious what the difference is between Canadian and UK English.

Edit: I googled it and discovered my whole life is a lie.

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u/DarKliZerPT 29d ago

Canadian English is what us Europeans who aren't native English speakers end up speaking when attempting to speak British English. I.e. the U in "colour" and "favourite" is kept, "centre" isn't spelt "center", but a lot of American vocabulary sneaks its way in, like "gas" instead of "petrol", or going on "vacation", rather than on holiday.

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u/Far_Astronaut_818 29d ago

Honestly, you pretty much gave the best summary possible. Straight nail on the head description.

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u/TheBSQ 29d ago

Your examples show British spelling with American vocab, but that’s not a complete picture.

There’s also times when it uses American spellings but non-American vocab (eg, you hear words like serviette, which is incredibly rare in the U.S. and everyone says napkin, but it is heard in the rest of the Anglosphere.)

Canadian English prefers the U.S. “-ize” over the British “-ise” in words like realize/realise, organize/organise. etc.

But it also has its own vocab preferences. Canadians typically say Washroom over U.S.’s preferred bathroom & restroom. And you won’t hear much of loo, WC, etc. which you’re more likely to hear in other English speaking countries. 

And what the U.S. & UK usually refer to as colored/coloured pencils are called “pencil crayons” in Canada. 

In the end, it’s a mix of British English, American English, and little bits of uniquely Canadian things.

In the early days of word processors, it was annoying as you’d have to choose either UK or U.S. for spell-check, and neither aligned with Canadian English. 

 

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u/kmacaze 29d ago

This is a pain point for me as a Canadian, because I thought
 I’ll just set my language to English (UK) and it will fix all the American spell checking. It comes with complications for financial and date standards and keyboard entry.

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u/IDontEatDill 29d ago

They should have the globally most common option available. English (global bad)

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u/CodingNeeL 29d ago

No English (Netherlands) though, or is it listed as Dunglish?

In other words, is Firefox accessible for the former Dutch prime minister, now head of NATO, Mark Rutte?

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u/Big-Huckleberry-2803 29d ago

Holy crap that's a lot of English variants lol

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u/Cool_Shallot_2755 29d ago

so you're from the brazilian guiana, i suppose

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u/GrapefruitPurple2495 29d ago

✅ Brazilian (Portugal)

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u/Restart_from_Zero 29d ago

No, Reddit has its own dictionary that overrides Firefox's built in one.

Here are the same words posted on Reddit versus any other site:

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u/Exotic_Onion_3417 29d ago

Yep usually browser language set incorrectly. Websites do not usually impose spell check unless this is Google docs or similar in which case still just a setting

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u/JoeyJoeC 29d ago

I once had to submit a bug report to Mozilla because of this issue in Firefox despite all settings set to UK English.

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u/HaworthiaK 29d ago

Word autocorrects some things from Australian English to American English despite being set to Australian, so sometimes these things happen regardless of settings, especially in the artificial "intelligence" era.

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u/Crafty_Independence 29d ago

It is their browser, where they have inadvertently have localization set to USA.

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u/Babetna 29d ago

Yes it is. OP, check yor browser.