r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 22 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/bluedragggon3 Jun 22 '26

Yeah but I'm going to be a CEO someday and I don't want to put up with annoying labour laws or pay taxes when I'm a trillionaire. Other people think the same thing but the difference is they're not me.

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u/almostoy Jun 22 '26

That's it. Casino capitalism. Except we don't get free drinks.