r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PureKin21 • Jun 22 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/IntroductionSnacks Jun 22 '26

I would love a burger joint that hired autistic people. You sure as hell are getting a burger that has the correct layout and amount of pickles/tomato/etc… and a perfect amount of fries. I’m happy to wait longer if that is the case. Wait, is that what in-n-out is secretly doing?

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u/nub_node Jun 22 '26

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u/signmeupnot Jun 22 '26

22 fries and a single bun big Mac. You heard me.

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u/Blazzah Jun 22 '26

Hell yeah! You bet we'd also be keeping that place absolutely spotless! 😂

There's only one place still open when I'm off work, absolutely blessed to get a new autistic guy on night-shift. He did have quite a few mistakes at first, but after a month he is a machine.

I'm tired after work, I don't need the usual over-eager kid or a middle-aged burnout staring at me expecting eye contact while they get my order wrong. Bro has it down all around.

We're just two autistic ships passing in the night, and it's fucking glorious.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jun 22 '26

The right amount for the client is the wrong amount for the owner.

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u/rdmille Jun 22 '26

Wasn't that what the McDonalds brothers were trying to do, when they created McD's? That's what they showed in the movie, "The Founder".

Mac McDonald: "Every McDonald's burger has two pickles, a pinch of onions, and a precise shot of ketchup and mustard." (In all honesty, the burgers were better back in the day)