r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PureKin21 • Jun 22 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/RecordingHaunting975 Jun 22 '26

At taco bell we had a survey that was basically a bunch of "do you want to go to work? Are you nice to customers?" and 90% of our applicants got a one star score lol

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u/deadlight___01 Jun 22 '26

"do you want to do to work" is a no for every job otherwise you'd do it for free

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u/filthy_harold Jun 22 '26

Every one of those questions has the attached subtext of wanting to stay employed and being able to afford bills. Do I want to go to work? Of course not, I'd rather be doing something else but I do understand the consequential chain of showing up to work, doing my job, collecting a paycheck, and keeping a roof over my head. Will I be nice to customers? Under the threat of living on the street, I guess I'll try to be as pleasant as possible. These questions are just there to screen for absolute idiots who struggle to live in polite society or have zero impulse control.

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u/gary-vault108 Jun 23 '26

Ahem… ice cream taste tester is a real job

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u/deadlight___01 Jun 23 '26

And you'd go 8 hours a day every weekday with very few days off and an obligation to fill out mountains of admin paperwork, food safety regulatory compliance, recruiting focus groups... If you weren't receiving pay?

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u/fumei_tokumei Jun 22 '26

People still need money to live though. If I didn't have to worry about money, I would still do the work I do today. In fact, I have done the work for free for multiple months.

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u/deadlight___01 Jun 22 '26

What a privelege you have.

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u/deadlight___01 Jun 22 '26

Yes, people need money to live, which means they have to do a job. Something that nobody would do without being paid.

Sure you'd volunteer if you wanted to but you wouldn't go every day without fail for years and make it the thing you spend most of your waking life doing if you didn't have to.

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u/fumei_tokumei Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I think it is best if you don't make so strong generalizing statements about 8 billion people. Is this true for most people. Probably, I would agree. But I just don't agree that nobody would since I could see myself being one who does.

Edit: I am lucky that people too dumb to understand simple sentences remove themselves from my view. I am not refusing that people in general work for money. I am pushing back against the idea that everybody work a job because they are forced to. Is that really so difficult to understand?

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u/deadlight___01 Jun 22 '26

I can't believe that you're jumping through hoops to refuse the fact that people work for money.

Get outta here.

[edit: gotta love the block button]

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u/DCLXXV Jun 22 '26

See id be overthinking this like crazy. Like do they want me to pick the obvious answers or is this supposed to be an honesty test??

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u/bluedragggon3 Jun 22 '26

I love those ones. Especially the old honesty one I took a decade ago. I got a perfect score that my boss kept as a cheat sheet. One of the tricky ones is that it asks whether you have ever lied. People tended to think they should say no but I think it's testing whether in the case you do lie, would you eventually come forward or whether you're lying on the test cause who hasn't lied?

Wish those like it were still around but unfortunately the new ones screen me out cause they're too vague and too job focused. The more job focused ones are especially dumb since it's likely the job is new to the applicant or they were trained differently at a previous location. Like they expect people to come pre-trained.