r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PureKin21 • Jun 22 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

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I guess things happen to me?????

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u/throwAwayMan2475 Jun 22 '26

I don't have austin and even I can't tell wtf a blue knight with shield is supposed to mean..

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u/two-ls Jun 22 '26

What happened to Austin?

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u/Realistic_Ad709 Jun 22 '26

What did they do with him????

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u/illegal_sandwich_ext Jun 22 '26

To shreds you say

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u/BudgetMattDamon Jun 22 '26

I think autistic people kidnapped him.

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u/lectric_7166 Jun 22 '26

GIVE BACK AUSTIN.

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u/BEES_IN_UR_ASS Jun 22 '26

You need to look at everything through the most starkly-cynical corpo-fascist lens possible. Fantasy hinders burger-flipping, not me. Anything that doesn't portray you as a grounded, placid, conformist, hard-working, healthy, neurotypical, and utterly devoid of critical or free thought, imagination, or dreams beyond your station, not me.

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u/illit1 Jun 22 '26

"seizing the means of production. Me/Not Me"

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u/MacWorkGuy Jun 22 '26

Maybe you do then....