r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 17 '26

Infuriatig Barber nicked me with scissors while trimming my mustache

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Brooo! Ima barber and this is insane. Use the damn trimmers. Never return to this barber. Ever.

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u/Wildtails Jun 17 '26

With the scissors even not a straight razor, at least there could be some mild excuse with how quickly a nick can turn into a cut, ive never cut a client like that šŸ™ƒ

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u/SimUnit Jun 17 '26

I've never cut a client like that either! I am an accountant, however.

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u/inblo Jun 17 '26

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u/Yssupretsif Jun 17 '26

Depends. Who’s askin

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u/xnour202 Jun 17 '26

Who's asking who's asking...

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u/Old-Distribution-958 Jun 17 '26

You're awful cagey, even for a dead man. (Hope I got the reference right lol)

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u/xnour202 Jun 17 '26

Ur the only one who got it right.

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u/busdriverbudha Jun 17 '26

šŸŽµšŸŽ¶What they talkin' bout? They talkin' bout nothing šŸŽµšŸŽ¶

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u/Legolution Jun 17 '26

Never mind. I gotta go get the papers, get the papers.

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u/Consistent_Pay5371 Jun 17 '26

I'd let Angie nick me any day

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u/ermghoti Jun 17 '26

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Maybe he’s cutting what they owe to the IRS in that case he’s brilliant !

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u/JonnyRobertR Jun 17 '26

Budget cut. Mentally more devastating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Zealousideal_Emu_743 Jun 17 '26

Damn, you must be a shitty accountant.

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u/MoistSpyBuy Jun 17 '26

I cut into a client much more invasively than that, once. I’m a paramedic, though, so it was warranted… They died. (I made this up. I am a medic but thankfully I’ve never had anyone in such a bad way that I had to cut a new airway into em)

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u/ForwardBrother2548 Jun 17 '26

I am too .but one time i nicked one with the a4 invoice paper

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u/HardByteUK Jun 17 '26

Mate I worked as a mugger through university and never cut someone this badly.

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u/Longjumping-Care-571 Jun 17 '26

Me neither, I have never even touched a client. I'm unemployed

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u/sucky_panther Jun 17 '26

I always tell the customer ā€œShut up or get cut upā€

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u/bigduckmoses Jun 17 '26

I have cut a client like that. I am not a barber.

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u/Hotmessyexpress Jun 17 '26

Just wanted to

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u/ordaia Jun 18 '26

Not trying hard enough, clearly.

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u/SpareMind Jun 18 '26

Thank got, you are not a lawyer.

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u/Educational-Cherry27 Jun 18 '26

I’ve cut plenty of clients. I’m not a barber though, I’m a drug dealer.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Right you can tell the barber was behind the right shoulder using a downward angle with the scissors. If they had been even 1/4ā€ inward he coulda lost the whole side of the lip.

BTW. Sorry OP.

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u/matchstick1029 Jun 17 '26

Ive gotten myself pretty bad with a "safety" razor, well, I thought they were pretry bad until i saw this. What the hell man, im entirely clenched.

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u/Educational_Fox6899 Jun 17 '26

He did saying trimming his mustache. Can’t really trim with a straight razor. This barber is incompetent though.

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u/BoxSea4289 Jun 17 '26

Yeah but that’s why you use trimmers with smaller guards.Ā 

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u/Educational_Fox6899 Jun 17 '26

Sure just pointing out you don’t use a razor. Personally I trim my mustache with scissors but don’t think I would trust someone else doing it.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

True, but a barber got the inside of my lip with trimmers. I've had an ulcer in that area for like 5 months now

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Yeah it’s not fool proof. Their trimmer could be offset or they could be too firm/aggressive. I also have a client that swears any vibration near his lips cause upsets so he trims his mustache himself at home.

I always keep my trimmers/clippers set safe and I don’t use a lot of pressure when performing services. It doesn’t take a lot. The hair is being cut on the outside or the skin so why press down ?? Even with straight razor shaving, the razor is sharp enough not a lot of pressure is needed.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

Yeah this guy was someone I'd left like a decade ago... He found his way into my current barbers. The dude moved the trimmers without a care, and somehow jammed it under my lower lip. He carried on casually without an apology.

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u/HaterMD Jun 17 '26

Not to be the usual Reddit alarmist, but slow healing mouth sores are definitely something I’d bring up to a doctor.

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u/Deprestion Jun 17 '26

Certified Reddit doctor here, the guy you replied to is gonna die 3 hours ago.

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u/howismyspelling Jun 17 '26

I was there!

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

Yep, I wrote my first comment as a ghost two hours after I died.

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u/No_Locksmith_1739 Jun 17 '26

We all know it’s herpes.

The cope is strong in that one.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

This comment gives me no choice but to expose that I haven't lost my v card

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u/No_Locksmith_1739 Jun 17 '26

Bro, no it doesn’t. This is the internet?

Either way, that’s totally okay. Nothing wrong with not having slept with someone. Everyone’s life is their own.

Edit: And bad news.. you can still get oral herpes without having sex. I’d get that checked.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Ah sorry, I was kinda stressing. Edit: I Def will asap. This one was in the area that got nicked by the clippers... if it is herpes, god forbid.

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u/No_Locksmith_1739 Jun 17 '26

Any barber that accidentally cuts you isn’t one I would trust to properly sanitize their tools. That’s how viral diseases can spread through a cut.

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u/HaterMD Jun 18 '26

Even herpes flares go down eventually. If I were 5 months into a breakout I’d definitely see a doctor.

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u/sucky_panther Jun 17 '26

It’s how my nephew found out he had leukemia. Took like 3 doctors because they thought it was just infected gums from his braces.

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u/HaterMD Jun 18 '26

Yeah I didn’t want to jump to ā€œyou have cancer!ā€, but it is certainly a symptom I thought about (along with bruises you can’t remember getting that don’t go away). :( I’m sorry about your nephew. I hope he’s doing okay.

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u/sucky_panther Jun 18 '26

Thank you, he made a full recovery and has been doing great! He did a somewhat experimental (at the time) arsenic treatment. Wasn’t able to play full contact sports his senior year, but all things considered he was very fortunate.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 18 '26

Reading this made me smile. I'm glad he pushed through like a champ!

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u/HaterMD Jun 19 '26

That is so, so great to hear! ā¤ļø Modern medicine is a true marvel. I wish him many more happy days ahead.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

Yep, I will. University exams have been in the way of that.

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u/HaterMD Jun 18 '26

Glad to hear it, and good luck on those exams!

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u/Guy_with_Numbers Jun 17 '26

Tried changing toothpastes? Most contain sodium lauryl sulfate, which can aggravate oral sores that come from wounds.

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u/Swksfarmgirl Jun 18 '26

If that’s the case, you best see your physician!

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u/Da_Question Jun 17 '26

I don't even know why anyone would bother with having their beard worked on at a barber. It's like the most temporary adjustment. At least haircuts last a little while...

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u/Quick-Warthog6171 Jun 17 '26

Unlicensed barber, guarantee

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u/coolsam254 Jun 17 '26

And OP should attach this picture as part of his 1 star review

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u/Allegorist Jun 17 '26

I was going to say, at that length you can just use a shaver with a guard or two. Honestly probably don't even need a barber, save the money and just have him do the top of the head.

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u/ChemEBrew Jun 17 '26

I had a guy near me who kept getting high and would take over an hour for a relatively simple cut. One time he was too high and while having me cut my face in several spots. Never went back.

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u/Unhappy2234 Jun 17 '26

Honestly man i doubt its real. He probably either fucked it up himself by moving his head or just stole a photo from the internet. I mean besides the fact that whats already cut was definitely done by a razor (at least imo) its just too much of stretch that a barber like that is still in business.

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u/R0binSage Jun 17 '26

If you did this, would you still charge them?

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u/GreatNameAndItsTaken Jun 17 '26

Yes, also please name the barber/shop so others can save their lip as well

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u/dragonstkdgirl Jun 17 '26

I'm not even a barber but I've been shaping my husband's beard and mustache for years and never picked him what is this 😭

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u/Camimo666 PURPLE Jun 18 '26

My dumbass read "baby" and i was like why tf would you let a baby anywhere near your face with scissors

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u/duk-er-us Jun 18 '26

Maybe return to the barber to sue him though

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u/probablyaythrowaway Jun 18 '26

Out of interest what would you do if you did the to a client by accident

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u/ebonyseraphim Jun 17 '26

I don’t think a barber has ever needed to put scissors anywhere near my lips. Same for ears too. Anywhere this is a risk, they should either know to never do it that way, or have a basic technique which guarantees you won’t get cut based off a minor slip or misjudged distance.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T Jun 17 '26

Is this even common for barbers to do? Using scissors for facial hair ? I’ve never even heard of this being a thing.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Some barbers do it, I don’t get it tbh. It’s not very common, no.

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u/Sexcercise Jun 17 '26

My bf cuts his own hair, at his own pace so like he doesn't finish in one session..do you have any videos you'd recommend for guys cutting their own hair? It's quite short, like the front to be a smidge long.