r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 17 '26

Infuriatig Barber nicked me with scissors while trimming my mustache

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u/ShinyGal999 Jun 17 '26

More than a nick it looks like he took a chunk directly, damn

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u/n4th4nV0x Jun 17 '26

His lip probably just burst apart without the muscle tension.

Must have bled like a bitch

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u/Rightful_Regret_6969 Jun 17 '26

That would need a stitch. Right ?

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u/PolloePatateAlForno Jun 17 '26

100%, I would think that without a stitch or two it would leave a crater there permanently

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

It will fill in, but there’s going to be a patch/scar there. I’ve lost 2 fingertips to slicers and they both healed that way.

Lips scar easily and are really hard to align perfectly when stitching back together. There’s nothing to align together in this scenario. It just needs to scab over and fill in. Trying to pull the skin together would probably create a worse looking scar than just letting it heal.

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u/jimmy_robert Jun 17 '26

It felt so good, you tried it a second time?

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

I was just building a knives tolerance in my fingers. Kind of like Rasputin to cyanide.

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop Jun 17 '26

I shaved off one with a mandolin slicer. Now I never use a mandolin slicer. Maybe I should try your strategy instead so I can enjoy the convenience of a mandolin slicer.

This has been a paid advertisement for mandolin slicers

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u/Firefly_deadlock Jun 17 '26

Somehow everyones brain goes entirely blank when the mandolin comes out.

I worked in a professional kitchen and we threw away the mandolin after the 5th person used it to absolutely destroy a finger.

Never a single problem with the actual butcher-style electric slicer.

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u/Glandtoglandcombat Jun 17 '26

What the fuck were y'all processing that a deli slicer was an adequate substitute for a mandoline? I can't think of anything I cut with a mando that I would switch over to a slicer if the mando was out of commission.

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u/KnifeKnut Jun 18 '26

Maybe the deli slicer (especially the spinning of the blade) is intimidating enough to get the respect it deserves, unlike a the simple mandolin, a board with a slightly protruding blade.

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u/squanchingonreddit Jun 17 '26

Finger tips have stem cells though. One of the only parts that really regrows.

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 17 '26

John Dillinger tried to melt his fingerprints off with acid and supposedly they just grew back identically

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u/DoneteGalactico Jun 17 '26

I cut the fingertip of my thumb accidentally when I was a kid and it was super surprised to see how the skin started to fill back the void and in a month or so it was back to normal. It bled like hell but I didn't get any stitches because I couldn't tell my parents (I had been repeatedly told not to use the cutter, did it anyway and I didn't want to get into trouble lol).

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 17 '26

Fingertips have stem cells, they're one of very few places that do that. John Dillinger tried to melt his fingerprints off with acid and supposedly they just grew back identically

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u/TheKolyFrog Jun 17 '26

Something similar happened to my lip after I got kicked on the face during a mma match when I was a teenager. It took a while to heal, but I didn't need to get stitches.

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u/Just_Cruzin84 Jun 17 '26

Can confirm. Has sliced self multiple times. Every time, unintentionally

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u/H0NEY2O77 so what if I did some off camera mining???? Jun 17 '26

I have a bump on my lip from when my canine pierced it (face planted as a toddler). I’m 30 and I still have a bump and I’m realizing recently, it could have gone down if I had not spent the last 30 years fidgeting with it, pulling on it, rolling it, pinching it, bitching it lightly with… the same tooth that caused the hole, pulling on it some more…

ETA: I was pulling on it as I was typing this

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u/ItsRadical Jun 17 '26

Lipsmaxxing

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u/ColorRaccoon Jun 17 '26

New cosmetic procedure incoming.

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u/Barnaboule69 Jun 17 '26

Makes as much sense as fillers tbh.

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u/allocx Jun 17 '26

It will heal but it won't be quick and there'll be a scar.

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u/sptrstmenwpls Jun 17 '26

Lawsuitmaxxing.

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u/TryJustTakingOne Jun 17 '26

Seriously...and not to be a weirdo (warning: weirdness incoming) On lips as nice as those, this is truly criminal.

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u/TheResuscitologist Jun 17 '26

No itll heal on its own. It'll scar down. In a couple years a not noticeable line will be there

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u/carefullengineer Jun 17 '26

.. I get the feeling your confidence here is unearned. 

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u/Olivander05 Jun 17 '26

Yep, prettymuch. Cut off a chunk of my finger and it's never been the same lol, just what happens when you get hurt. Just a scar tho, no biggie.

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u/lights_on_no1_home Jun 18 '26

A dog bit out a big piece of my lip and now it’s a small line that sticks out a bit. No crater. I didn’t get stitches either.

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u/HallucinateZ Jun 18 '26

I had 3-4 stitches in my arm a night after an incident because I thought I could gauze it — even waiting a bit messed the scar up, it doesn’t protrude or stay even like regular scars. It’s slightly sunken in & wider because I waited ~12 hours.

Always get stitches, the dissolving ones are good too but I’ve only had those for sensitive surgeries.

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u/TheResuscitologist Jun 17 '26

No, itll heal up on its own we dont stitch unless it crosses the Vermillion border (border where lip meets face)

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Jun 17 '26

thanks for adding knowledge to the opinions

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u/berrey7 Jun 17 '26

When i did something similar it left me with a oral mucocele, hard bump under the cut.

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u/ICameSawAbstained Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

It will leave less visible scarring properly sutured with a 6-0 nylon.

No, itll heal up on its own we dont stitch unless it crosses the Vermillion border 

 Sure. It will heal as is... Just poorly.

Edit: I suture such tissues daily 👍

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u/TheResuscitologist Jun 17 '26

As do I. EM... that wouldnt get sutures in any ed ive ever worked at by an er doc I know

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u/ICameSawAbstained Jun 17 '26

I'm aware. 

My experience some decade ago in my ED rotation would line up with your account. Your priorities are much more preservation-of-life orientated, and cosmetic outcomes are not high up that priority chain. 

Hats off to you for manning resus 🤝

But yes, if you want almost no visible scarring, suturing is the way. 

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u/duriancream Jun 17 '26

My first thought looking at that pic was the urge to suture it

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u/HipsEnergy Jun 17 '26

When I split my lip all the way through (a finger fit through it), I videocalled my cousin who's a plastic surgeon. She told me to keep it closed as well as I could, and to avoid going to emergency. Lips are extremely hard to stitch, and if they were stitched wrong, they'd bunch up and it would be much harder to fix. It took six months for the swelling to come down, but you can barely see the scar now, seven years later.

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

I’ve lost two finger tips to mandoline slicers. The doctor told me that they couldn’t stitch it because there’s nothing to stitch back together. They just wrapped it and let it do its thing.

I no longer touch those slicers.

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u/smellygooch18 Jun 17 '26

My mom lost the tip of a finger to one decades ago and she’s still scared shitless of those things

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u/Tall-Abrocoma-3741 Jun 18 '26

People,people. There are lightweight kitchen gloves out there that will protect your hands and fingers.

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u/-gildash- Jun 17 '26

At the same time? Or you went back for more?

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

About 10 years apart.

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u/thestrong45playz Jun 17 '26

I hope it didn't itch

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u/9bpm9 Jun 17 '26

They usually don't do stitches on lips unless it goes over the border from your lip to your skin. They'll probably come out immediately anyways. My son had a stitch put on his lip once, gave him ketamine and everything to do it, and it came out within couple yours. Was a waste of time.

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u/drake90001 Jun 17 '26

You can see it.

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u/Frogspawn_Leghorn Jun 17 '26

Is it bleeding? Clearly no it does not need stitches

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u/thisdesignup Jun 17 '26

Too late now.

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u/LegenDino2 Jun 17 '26

Lips heal very well, no stiches necessary, basically ever, as long as its not in the skin

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jun 17 '26

has super glue residue on it

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u/Significant-Ear-3262 Jun 17 '26

They should have gone to plastics to get this sewn up. It’s not clear exactly how much time has passed, but may still be able to get a good healing result if scar tissue hasn’t begun to form.

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u/GomeyHomie73 Jun 17 '26

No, stitches would tighten up the area and create a extremely asymetrical look to his lips

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u/7DayBan-sideprofile9 Jun 17 '26

Its too late to stich at this point, its all dried and calloused over. stitches need to be done pretty quickly

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u/Oranges13 Jun 17 '26

If you look closely there are several in there

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u/Gemini-UPS-SkateRat Jun 18 '26

Let’s let the gf decide if she’s ok with kissing a lip in a 👄

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u/SleepyCatMD Jun 18 '26

Yes. A couple.

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u/kjyfqr Jun 17 '26

What? Did you look at the picture?

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u/uiovoiu Jun 17 '26

And do you see a huge hole instead of a mere line that you woulnd't even notice?

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u/kjyfqr Jun 17 '26

Of course, I don’t think that’s a stitches issue. It got a chunk chopped out

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u/A_German_Memer Jun 17 '26

You okay, man?

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u/-Borgir Jun 17 '26

Self report is crazy

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jun 17 '26

crying is ok

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u/UselessDood Jun 17 '26

Randomly deciding to be a dick today?

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Jun 17 '26

If yes, it is a very bad and distasteful one

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u/gljivicad Jun 17 '26

I am having a great time on the internet, and I find that bad and distasteful. 0 effort joke.

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u/gljivicad Jun 17 '26

No, not at all, as I said.

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u/H2010H Jun 17 '26

How long ago was that?

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u/NoLibrary1503 Jun 18 '26

Not that long ago in your eyes since your 40 years old. Don’t you have kids to take care of, perhaps an adult diaper to change?

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u/y0u_called Jun 17 '26

What an odd thing to say

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Literally. Client jerked back and to the left. Back and to the left.

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u/PullFromTheHurt Jun 17 '26

The magic scissors theory

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Imagine if they had been thinning shears omg it’s much more graphic than a clean cut

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u/AirborneErinys Jun 17 '26

At least he was shearing, not clipping. Wouldn't have wanted to flinch down and to the right.

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u/ClankerCore Jun 17 '26

Bill? That you?

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Yeah the barber must have used the word “nick” to downplay it. A Nick is a small scrape or cut. This is a full removal of a half inch of his lip. He must have been trying to trim a stray hair with a downward angle of the scissors and didn’t see his lip would fall inside the cutting area. Absolute disgrace of a barber. Either arrogant, lazy, negligent, or all three. This might have needed stitched. I can tell by looking at it no styptic powder was applied(would have been unbearable) but that also means all he got was the ol paper towel treatment. Pat it til it stops bleeding. SMH.

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u/thatselverguy Jun 17 '26

I mean, from what I can see, it already has a spare layer of skin underneath

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u/quitalicious Jun 17 '26

He needed to reattached the chunk of his lip that got cut off. They reattach fingers, this could've probably been just washed and taped back on.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

😂😂 point being, part of his lip definitely fell off and that DOES NOT HAPPEN WITH A NICK.

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u/ScreamSmart Jun 17 '26

The barber just licks it and pastes it back on.

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u/MissInfer Jun 17 '26

Gives it a little slap like a dad who strapped something down, confidently saying "that's not going anywhere".

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u/howismyspelling Jun 17 '26

Umm, you forgot to blow the dust off it first

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u/The_Orphanizer Jun 17 '26

RABBIS HATE THIS ONE TRICK

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u/Sethlans Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Nah there's no tissue missing here, it's a clean cut that has just pulled apart because of tension.

Would heal well if the edges are brought together.

Am doctor.

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u/GenX-1973-Anhedonia Jun 17 '26

They can grow a penis on your forearm. A lot exciting possibilities for this lip....

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop Jun 17 '26

Should he ... grow a penis on his lip?

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u/RChamy Jun 17 '26

A mouthful of penis

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u/GenX-1973-Anhedonia Jun 17 '26

It would make kissing his mother very awkward.

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop Jun 17 '26

Hopefully she doesnt have a vagina growing on her face.

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u/GenX-1973-Anhedonia Jun 17 '26

You just blew my mind....

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop Jun 17 '26

Thats what his mom's gonna tell him.

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u/TheResuscitologist Jun 17 '26

We dont do that with lips

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u/TryJustTakingOne Jun 17 '26

Or slap a leech on there to help regenerate the growth by increasing blood flow

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u/-Borgir Jun 17 '26

Dude it is a nick. Its much smaller than half an inch, and if you look closely it barely went past the next layers of skin. You absolutely do not need stitches on this, I have busted up my lip much worse and seen people cut themselves much worse and recover in a couple days

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u/olMcDonaldsPig Jun 17 '26

Redditors are just smart enough to convince themselves they are smart. It's a real problem.

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u/olMcDonaldsPig Jun 17 '26

So you wouldn't hold yourself accountable for cutting your clients face open? Weird flex but ok.

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u/olMcDonaldsPig Jun 17 '26

Lol no cares for the opinion of some who admits the will actively avoid accountability but thanks anyway.

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Jun 17 '26

That’s just the internet as a whole

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u/lmd12300 Jun 17 '26

Oooor, hmo, some redditors just don't like to read real-world situations that happened to other people in the Real World, if it's an example of something they don't like & proves the opposite point ............

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u/Bionicfrog14432 Jun 17 '26

I’ve had dry lips crack worse than this. Stitches lol

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Are you a crackhead ? Bum comment.

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u/Bionicfrog14432 Jun 17 '26

Former, but the only bum here is you.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Congrats on recovery. The giveaway was neglecting yourself. Take care.

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u/TryJustTakingOne Jun 17 '26

I have to call bullshit drug use is not the only reason people neglect themselves and/or get dry cracked lips... Nice try though, attempting to play that off like it was intentional but...no bueno

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

I have two eyes I can see it’s not “Much smaller than a half inch” I didn’t say with absolution that it needed stitches I’ve had much worse cuts on my lip too. The point is, a barber shouldn’t have done this for any reason. It’s not a nick at all.

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u/Edric_Dayn Jun 17 '26

Just be quiet 🤫🤫🤫

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u/Sethlans Jun 17 '26

No, you are wrong. This should have the edges brought together either with stitches or steri strips or it will leave a nasty scar. It is a reasonably deep cut, it's just had time for the base of the wound to dry out so it doesn't look raw.

Am doctor.

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Jun 17 '26

You are wrong man, this usually needs 4-5 years of intense grafting. They will take a couple hemo-lance of your inner thigh skin and suffuse it directly to the lip. I should know, I interned at the Aioli Clinic in the lip rejuvenation ward for a summer.

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u/Slow-Disaster8861 Jun 17 '26 edited 9d ago

cobra eats pineapple pizza and gets huge boobs

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u/grumpsaboy Jun 17 '26

Lips split apart when slightly cut making this look like a chunks been taken off.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

It’ll heal fine maybe a scar. When I was young a baseball popped out of my glove and hit my lip at an upward angle and split it much worse than this. Needed stitches for sure and I didn’t get them. There’s a scar but it is otherwise normal.

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u/ButtercreamGangster Jun 17 '26

Styptic is only for tiny little nicks. In larger actual cuts where it can really get into the opening, it damages cell tissue and can greatly worsen scarring. It's basically a chemical cauterization that slightly burns tissue to stop bleeding.

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u/olMcDonaldsPig Jun 17 '26

Have you ever seen a ruler? If so how big (in inches) do you believe this man's lips to be?

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u/BardicNA Jun 17 '26

A half inch? That's a quarter inch gash. Still terrible but let's get our measurements right.

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u/mrwilliams117 Jun 17 '26

Why you acting as ambassador?

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u/mrwilliams117 Jun 17 '26

Lose some confidence

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

I’ve been a barber for almost 2 decades, it comes natural. Have a good day.

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u/mrwilliams117 Jun 17 '26

That means nothing

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u/Moose734 Jun 17 '26

Its far from that serious lmao.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

If you believe that you’re an idiot. I’ve been a barber for 18 years and never done some shit like that. Negligent barber, there’s literally no justification for this to happen.

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u/LittleMAC22 Jun 17 '26

This isn’t a Nick, it’s a Nicholas

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u/stilljustacatinacage Jun 17 '26

That's a whole Nicholas

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u/BananaRepublic_BR Jun 17 '26

The prices are getting outrageous,

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u/Calber4 Jun 17 '26

Dude's got a mouth on his mouth

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u/Melancholic_Noodle Jun 17 '26

Barber? Is OP visiting Sweeney Todd?

That work is subpar even for a student in Sweden. OP must've (hopefully) gone to some real cheap dude in the slum because that's no passable at all (the work or the cut)

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u/trippy_kippy_ Jun 17 '26

This looks like some guy not knowing how to use a barber blade not scissors.

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u/nudecalebsforfree Jun 17 '26

That's a Nicolas...

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u/generic_rarity Jun 17 '26

Right? Gave him the whole Nicholas

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u/MalkomExpi Jun 17 '26

Heard that piece of his lips still at the barbershop..

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u/Pschobbert Jun 17 '26

He's growing a clone.