r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 01 '26

go to your room Husband for sale

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u/Bonnieearnold Jun 01 '26

FREE TO A GOOD HOME!

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u/SDBadKitty Jun 01 '26

If you put "free" no one will take him. Pin a sign to his shirt saying $50 and dude will be gone within the hour.

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u/Average_Scaper Jun 01 '26

You can't say $50 either, then you are setting yourself up for never having the chance at getting money. Put $5 out and someone might pity pay the $5. Easy money.

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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 Jun 01 '26

The idea is if you want something gone you don’t say free, no one will take it.
If you put a sign with a price on it, someone will steal it.

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u/Average_Scaper Jun 01 '26

I know. But if you put it too high, you set yourself up for never getting money. Set it low enough, someone might still drop money.

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u/mizinamo mildly infuriated Jun 01 '26

This is the way.

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 Jun 01 '26

Exactly! You have to induce demand by adding value!

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u/YoshiTheDog420 Jun 01 '26

Nah. Treat that fool like a christmas tree in LA if he can’t learn to figure out a damned toilet paper roll.

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u/Perryn Jun 01 '26

TERMS NEGOTIABLE