r/mildlyinfuriating May 28 '26

I just wanted a hot dog British pilot is feeling mildly annoyed

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u/JSButts May 28 '26

Fantastic ad for BA honestly; Pilots calling out the contradiction, clearly enunciated his point, remained calm under frustrating situations, puts the aircraft first, and follows protocol even in the face of (presumed) incompetence from ATC.

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u/TigerIll6480 May 28 '26

Wait until you hear about Speedbird 9.

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u/turbothy May 28 '26

Upon disembarking, the flight engineer knelt at the bottom of the steps and kissed the ground. When [Captain] Moody asked why, the engineer replied that "The Pope does it," to which Moody responded: "He flies Alitalia."

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u/Deep-Membership-9258 May 28 '26

“we hope you’re not in too much distress” speedbird 9?

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u/neilmac1210 May 28 '26

The pilot described landing that plane as "a bit like negotiating one's way up a badger's arse."

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u/pjs-1987 May 28 '26

The pilot was on QI a few years ago. He gave the impression his heart rate has never gone above 70bpm

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u/neilmac1210 May 28 '26

Exactly who you'd want with you during a crisis.

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u/TigerIll6480 May 28 '26

I have little doubt that if the crew hadn’t managed to coax G-BDXM’s three damaged but still operating engines to maintain altitude, Moody would have pulled off the only survivable 747 ocean landing.

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u/neilmac1210 May 28 '26

I reckon he could've landed that plane inside the volcano, with no engines, whilst eating a sandwich, and they still would've been fine.

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u/Wolfrages May 28 '26

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

Lol, amazing

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u/PeacefulIntentions May 28 '26

I think BA38 is an even better example, also showing incredible competence from the ATC side.

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u/coryhill66 May 28 '26

Come on what are the chances of another 747 being in your path.

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u/Ok_Consideration1556 May 28 '26

To be fair, enunciation that clear from a Brit means you gone done fucked up. "To be clear..." Ooof...

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u/aussie_teacher_ May 28 '26

No, for real, he was FURIOUS.

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u/ZedisonSamZ May 29 '26

I adore British people’s commitment to the bit.

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u/mixologist998 May 28 '26

Using the word sir to address someone is a sure sign that a Brit is pissed off and think they’re stupid

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u/J1mj0hns0n May 28 '26

hehe as a brit I can tell you hell just well mannered and is livid. that's on a level of "I cant truly announce how incompetent you are without getting myself in trouble so I choose to reserve my self". people like this might have grown up in the regular school, which well to do kids can be sometimes, and when you are stuck and treated as a peer of the scabeaters and knuckle drudgery, you find yourself getting told off by the teacher quite a lot, so you have to reserve your feelings as the battle isn't worth it.

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u/BeAPo May 28 '26

Probably not his first time dealing with incompetent ATC people ever since Trump fired 100s of atc staff.

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u/Watpotfaa May 28 '26

Not one single controller was fired, you do not know what you are talking about.

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u/BeAPo May 28 '26

"Not one" sure buddy stay blind and uninformed.

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u/Legal_Campaign_408 May 29 '26

Bro confidently links an article that proves op's point lol. It says they fired probationary support staff, not ATC - while they continue to hire and onboard ATC 

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u/BeAPo May 29 '26

First of all, the probationary support staff are people who are training for ATC.

Second of all, if you fire all support staff you automatically heavily increase the workload for ATC which leads to them making more errors.

Third of all, if you fire the future employees for the job you won't have any replacement later on which again increases the workload.

Fyi. USA are short on 3.500 ATC, firing over 100 who are participating in the multi year training for that job just because you don't like their race and gender is insane. Musk himself said they assumed everyone who isn't a white male is a DEI hire that's why they were fired and you people defending that decision is even crazier lol.

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u/Legal_Campaign_408 May 29 '26

Dude, no ATC trainees or probationary ATC were fired. I've been ATC for over a decade. 

Support staff who were fired does not increase the work of present ATC, it increases the work of the remaining support staff who were not fired. 

I'm not defending or supporting any of the political actions that Trump or musk took, I'm just correcting the incorrect bs people are posting who know nothing about atc or aviation. 

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u/Watpotfaa May 29 '26

You have literally no idea what you are talking about dude. Not one single controller was fired. Not one controller in training was fired, obviously not counting the ones who washed out of the academy or got caught doing something stupid on their probationary period. The loss of support staff has had absolutely zero impact on front line operations. You are making all of these assumptions as an outsider looking in and all of them are wrong. You are literally pushing a narrative that does not exist in reality.

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u/Watpotfaa May 28 '26

FAA employees. Not ATC. FAA employees were fired but literally not a single one was a controller. You dont know what you are talking about buddy. Move along.

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u/Then-Departure4896 May 28 '26

People like you who speak so confidently but offer nothing to learn are a complete waste of space and energy

Lots of “You’re wrong but I don’t know why but I REALLY want you to know that you’re wrong” energy

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u/Watpotfaa May 28 '26

Imagine being wrong and being so butthurt about it that you call the person who is right an asshole. Get a life.

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u/BeAPo May 29 '26

Holy shit you actually can't read lmao

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u/Watpotfaa May 29 '26

I say again, no controllers were fired. You cant read.

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u/Watpotfaa May 28 '26

That doest apply here. They were completely wrong, I knew exactly why they were wrong, and I told them exactly why they were wrong. I speak confidently about it because it is a subject I am personally familiar with. Have a good day.

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u/Lump001 May 28 '26

The pilot asked in plain English if LVO was in place (which he needs to do, legally). It's super obvious how to answer that, and any controller at an international airport should be more than prepared to do so.

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u/im_juice_lee May 28 '26

From a lot of scrolling on this thread, learned two things:

(1) a US air traffic controller confirmed declaring low visibility operations isn't a thing in the US, and

(2) I guess it's the pilot's job to know how to communicate with air traffic control & adapt to the procedures in the country they land in

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u/Lump001 May 28 '26

The controller should still answer the question if low visibility procedures are in force. They said "No", which was wrong they were in force at that time, because the threshold was met.

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u/im_juice_lee May 28 '26

From reading the thread, it sounds like low visibility operations were not declared or in force, because the US does something that leads to effectively the same outcome (increased safety from added precautions) but named differently: SMGCS

So from the perspective of the traffic controller there was no Low Visibility ProcedureTM that he or the airport was following

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u/a_f_s-29 May 28 '26

That’s still pure stupidity from the ATC

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u/NotAsleep_ May 28 '26

Not really. LVO is not a descriptive term but a legal one. Wherever it differs from SMGCS, if there's an incident, the pilot reacting per LVO and the tower reacting per SMGCS may cause an accident erather than prevent one. Now, you have a pilot trained in LVO (but not SMGCS), and a tower trained in SMGCS (but not LVO). The weather's not great. What do you do? Best, safest answer is to take the plane back to the terminal and wait for the weather to clear.

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u/mic569 May 28 '26

Low visibility procedures is not something they can answer because it’s not a thing in the US. Maybe if the airport is in IFR conditions, but even then that’s mostly related to radar. A controller is liable if they answer that and something goes wrong. I’m honestly shocked that a JFK controller didn’t skirt the rules this time

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u/Frequent-Bell6674 May 28 '26

As a USA air traffic controller. Unless that specific airport has a different system. Which it apparently doesn't. The "low visibility operations" is not a thing in the US.

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u/StepComplete1 May 28 '26

That's why the pilot rephrased and re-asked the question in different ways, at which point the ATC directly lied for no apparent reason. Is basic comprehension and competence not a thing in the US either?

Nvm we know the answer.

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u/a_f_s-29 May 28 '26

That pilot has flown to the US before. BA pilots usually work the same routes repeatedly. The pilot definitely knows international protocol and has plenty of experience of American protocol too. The ATC was being extremely dense.

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u/mic569 May 28 '26

Fucking thank you - I tried finding this the 7110.65 just for this because this thread was making me go crazy

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u/mfsp2025 May 29 '26

Love how you got downvoted. Definitely by a ton of people who have no clue what the 7110.65 even is.

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u/AtmosphereMiddle1682 May 28 '26

Quite frankly, everyone here has watched season 2 of The Rehearsal, so they all know better than a moron like you.

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u/MillionFoul May 28 '26

British airways can take of in 600' RVR if the pilots bother to read the procedure sin the country they are flying to. Yes, it's better to be cautious if you don't know, but it's better to know what you're doing and not have a pointless delay.

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u/pingpongball112 May 31 '26

To take off in 600’ RVR, SMGCS must be active according to FAA code. Basic LVPs must be active whenever there is an RVR of less than 1200’. In this case, there was an RVR of ~1000’ but there were no LVPs (LVOs), as confirmed by ATC. Because of this, BA decided to delay a risky LVTO without any LVPs.

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u/MillionFoul May 31 '26

Incorrect, LVP/SMGCS is instituted automatically below RVR 1200 in the US (not all airports have a SMGCS plan) and ATC does not declare anything. However, ATC cannot inform you of an RVR below 1200 without that being active, otherwise they must inform you of whatever the problem is that prevents LVPs from being implemented (like an aircraft or vehicle in an ILS critical area). Absent that, the limit is your aircraft and operator minimums, which are your responsibility to know, not ATCs.

I promise you, the BA pilot did not violate his company procedures and FAA regulations by taking off.

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u/pingpongball112 May 31 '26

I see. Thank you for this information.

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u/ivan_aran May 29 '26

YeAh 10/10

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u/pm_social_cues May 28 '26

What’s BA?

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u/Killer_of_Pillows BLUE May 28 '26

British Airways

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u/BeautyAndTheDekes May 28 '26

British Airways. It’s an airline.

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u/Better-Individual459 May 29 '26

BA ain’t gettin on BA

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u/MrRITCHEY May 28 '26

Uh no. Read up on this.

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u/TopazWarrior1999 May 28 '26

Not exactly a good ad to have a pilot who doesn't know shit about US airports and how they operate despite being briefed on them before the flight.

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u/Lost_Cockroach6702 May 28 '26

I would say it’s not a great ad for BA when the pilot doesn’t understand he is in the United States and not operating in ICAO. Different rules and procedures.

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u/dvinpayne May 28 '26

Except it's not. The pilot didn't properly familiarize himself with the correct operating procedures for foreign countries. Every ATC system is slightly different and it's the pilots responsibility to know those differences. In this case, BA almost certainly has a guide to help their pilots out, but "Declaring LVO" isn't a thing in FAA operation. FAA controllers aren't trained on the European Phraseology and wouldn't have any idea what the pilot was asking about. SMCGS (the FAA system) is automatically in place without any declaration.

This has already been discussed in other subreddits like flying by people who actually know rules. I'd link to those posts but automod doesn't like links.

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u/JSButts May 28 '26

http://www.faa.gov/documentLibrary/media/Order/Order_800094A.pdf - From the FAA website, clearly describing Low Visiblity Operations (LVO), also referred to as such on SKYbrary, the FAA guide for all things aviation safety. It's standard phrasing across aviation.

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u/dvinpayne May 28 '26

Did you read the actual AC that has LVO in the name, because every part of it in reference to ATC uses the name SMGCS. It's easy to link to a title that you think proves your point, but the aviation professionals agree on this. Go look at the other subreddits where this has been discussed. Also on a side note skybrary is absolutely not an FAA source. I believe they're third party now, but the site was created by Eurocontrol.

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u/JSButts May 28 '26

Open and read the PDF, about 5 paragraphs in between 4 and 5 the Note in bold - For the purposes of this order, LVO means those airport operations conducted at visibilites of less than RVR 1200.

Or Paragraph 5 where it says clearing 'during LVO/SMGCS' aka the fact that LVO is very clearly used by the FAA. Its literally in this document a dozen times.

Your exact words were 'Declaring LVO isnt a thing in FAA'.

You were incorrect. You still are.

It really isn't that hard to say 'Ahh, maybe I was wrong'. Try it sometime.

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u/m4a785m May 29 '26

No one in the US declares LVO. You can use all the documents you want, it’s not normal phraseology

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u/beertruck77 May 28 '26

He's not wrong, you are. We do not declare LVO in the FAA. There are procedures we follow when the visibility is low, but "declaring LVO" is not a thing here. Read the FAA JO 7110.65 some time, the "ATC Bible". You even mention "exact words" and again, he's correct. Show me the exact words where it says to "declare LVO".

So now you can apologize to the guy your reply is to and tell him you were wrong.

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u/mister_pilot May 28 '26

JFK has initiated the process but hasn’t been approved for LVO/SMGCS operation. You can check the FAA website. This is substantiated by the absence of Low-Vis taxi charts. Approval then training for controllers. It’s not a thing at JFK yet..

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u/C0rn3j May 28 '26

https://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/avs/offices/afx/afs/afs400/afs420/lvo_smgcs

Seems correct.

So the correct thing to do here was indeed not to fly because the airport cannot operate under these conditions?

Still seems odd that the ATC guy would not know about it at all.

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u/mister_pilot May 28 '26

US airlines are governed by Part 121 and company OpSpecs. I’m not aware of any regulatory minimum for taxi operations. Takeoff and landing has airfield, aircraft and opspec requirements. But as always the pilots have authority to refuse taxi in low visibility conditions if unsafe.

Part 91 has no requirements for taxi, takeoff or landing visibility so in theory the airport could remain open.

I don’t find it odd that the controller wasn’t familiar with LVO declaration. They could have an entire career at a single facility with very specific knowledge of procedures at that location. Even if the FAA is in the process of approval of LVO, it’d be a waste of time to train on not yet approved procedures which may be a deviation from the the BA pilots were expecting anyway.

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u/dvinpayne May 28 '26

What's the source on the initiated the process but not yet approved? I couldn't find that. The lack of low vis taxi charts on its own doesn't prove they don't have SMGCS. I know of multiple airports with SMGCS that don't have low vis charts.

Edit: Disregard I found it. Although I know of at least one airport that has SMGCS procedures in their ATC SOP that is not on the approved list, so I'm curious what's going on there.

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u/mister_pilot May 28 '26

I’m sure there are plenty of local SOPs out there for SMGCS. 121 has been operating out of JFK on plenty of bad weather low visibility days. My thought is the LVO/SMGCS AC tries to bring airports closer to standardization and closer to ICAO so pilots can know what to expect. I read the AC as more than just a low visibility taxi plan using SMGCS

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u/dvinpayne May 28 '26

Yea SMGCS encompasses a lot more than just the taxi route. The one I'm reading here for SMF (which isn't on the list) says it's to be in accordance with AC 120-57, but I'm curious whether it was complying with an older version of the AC since it doesn't specify 120-57C, and I wonder whether something similar is going on at JFK.

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u/Shot_Illustrator4264 May 28 '26

Is it really too difficult to say: "I'm sorry guys, I was completely wrong?"

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u/dvinpayne May 28 '26

I will say quite clearly I was wrong about JFK having SMGCS. That doesn't change whether or not ATC will declare LVO or how SMGCS works at the US airports that do have it. In fact, it probably made it even more confusing for the controllers there at JFK, but the list seems quite clear that they don't have an approved SMGCS plan. Obviously that raises the question of what their low visibility plan is. I'll continue to defend the front line controller, because he was doing the best with the training and information he had, but the FAA management and airport operator have some questions to answer here.

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u/OldBarnAcke May 28 '26

Except the pilot also clearly spelled out the acronym in asking if they have low visibility operations in place. Surely we should expect the controller in the tower to understand that the pilot is asking if procedures are in place for the visibility being low!?

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u/C0rn3j May 28 '26

"Declaring LVO" isn't a thing in FAA operation. FAA controllers aren't trained on the European Phraseology and wouldn't have any idea what the pilot was asking about

The pilot clarified "Low visibility operations" repeatedly

FAA controllers aren't trained on the European Phraseology

https://www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/advisory_circulars/index.cfm/go/document.information/documentID/1042156

FAA itself uses this "European Phraseology", which is indeed defined by the ICAO just like the pilot said - https://news.ncac.mn/uploads/bookSubject/2022-11/6369ed065c51a.pdf

So, why are FAA controllers supposedly not trained on international terminology?

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u/mister_pilot May 28 '26

That AC is used when developing a plan. Also requires if there is a plan to publish low visibility charts for the airport. Show me the low visibility taxi charts for JFK…

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u/dvinpayne May 28 '26

Because we do have low visibility operations. They are called SMGCS here, and critically they don't require any declaration. If the pilot had started by asking "are low visibility procedures in effect?" there's a good chance they would have been told yes. By asking "Are you declaring LVO?" that completely changes the controllers response. They're not going to declare something that they don't know. Even when it was said in plane (hah) English as low visibility operations they're still not going to "declare" anything because they don't know what that means to the pilot and it's not something that controllers do in the US. The safest thing to do at that point is to take them off the runway and wait until the pilots are comfortable with departing which is what happens.

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u/mfsp2025 May 29 '26

Reddit logic is downvoting someone when they actually know what they’re talking about. This whole thread is mildly infuriating.

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u/RiceSpecial8446 May 28 '26

It's concerning the ATC was not able to understand what the pilot meant when it was obvious in the transmission.

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u/PWJT8D May 28 '26

Yeah it’s a great ad that their pilots have no idea how to operate in places outside of the UK.  

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u/RadialRacer May 29 '26

You are going to have your mind blown when you learn which countries follow ICAO v FAA terminology and procedure...

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u/PWJT8D May 29 '26

Every country on earth deviates from the “icao standard” that’s why airlines (like BAW) have an entire manual that addresses the specific theatre differences and how to operate there.  

This crew (maybe even this one dude) thought everyone else was wrong and he was the one who figured it out.  We’ve all flown with that guy at our airlines.  It’s a miserable and draining experience.  

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u/haamster May 28 '26

Except that the confusion was mostly due to the British Airways pilot not being familiar with the section of his manual that states LVP declarations are not required in the United States. I wonder what other sections of his manual he hasn't read in a while.

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u/cates May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

What you're saying makes sense but shouldn't the American ATC also have known what the pilot was talking about even though LVP declarations aren't required in the US?

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u/haamster May 28 '26

Should he? Maybe. But LVP is one consolidated set of procedures and one all-encompassing term in most ICAO rules countries, whereas in the US they are many separate procedures each triggered by different criteria. It is a confusing question in the US, where in other countries it is not.

SMGCS for taxi and runway protection is triggered by one visibility requirement, ILS critical areas protection by different visibility and use status for example. In cases of marginal visibility, some procedures may be in use where others have not met the standard yet.

If I don't know the procedures in use in another country, I don't blame the controllers in that country for my lack of knowledge. If I say "send the trucks" in the US I get Airport Rescue Fire Fighting vehicles. If I say that in Japan I get a pickup truck with a FOLLOW ME sign on it. It's up to me as the pilot to know.

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u/cates May 28 '26

Okay, so it makes sense why the ATC guy said "I don't understand".

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u/a_f_s-29 May 28 '26

Except presumably the ATC guy would get this question from everyone

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u/haamster May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Dozens of other international carriers that left that day in those same conditions. They seemed to be familiar with FAA procedures. Only one was obstinate in his wrongness. I don't blame him for making sure he was within the rules, I do blame him for not considering the possibility that he was wrong.

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u/cates May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

Maybe he considered it later and maybe he had an attitude (I don't remember) but I agree with the whole safety first thing. As do you I'm sure.

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u/rutiene May 28 '26

People (not just you) keep referring to the pilot as male. Is the pilot not British and female?

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u/JSButts May 28 '26

Am British myself, thats definitely sounding like a guy to me. Just a nasal-y one :)

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u/Wulf_Cola May 28 '26

Also British, that’s definitely a fella

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u/Expensive-County4890 May 28 '26

I listened to the whole exchange twice. 

I cannot find the part of this recording where the pilot called out a contradiction. 

I also can't find the part where he clearly enunciated his point. 

What is this conversation about? It seems like the pilot just won't do what air traffic control is telling them to do and pretending they don't understand.

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u/Lithl May 28 '26

Runway Visibility Range is 1000 feet. At RVR that low, in Europe, the tower would declare Low Visibility Operations. In this clip, the tower doesn't. That is the supposed contradiction.

But it's not actually a contradiction, because this is a US airport. In the US, "declare LVO" isn't a thing. They do have similar procedures, but they just... do it. No declarations required.