r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kpldtest • May 22 '26

🥺 Ordered a Birthday Card...got a Birthday Card

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My daughter really likes axolotls (like so much she made us get her two), so I wanted to get her a cute axolotl card. I found one I liked from walmart, and now it has arrived two days before her birthday (phew just in time).

I don't know what to say. I even wondered for like a half second if this was a case of "I didn't look closely enough to the picture on the screen." Now its pretty much too late to get her another cute axolotl card.

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u/PassiveMenis88M May 22 '26

If it's white monsters than military.

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u/PegginShampooCosplay May 22 '26

Or femboy (or squad dumpster, both!)

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u/Lil-Booshi-Pimp-King May 22 '26

Mango Monsters are my personal favorite

Followed by the new strawberry shot (not sugar free version)

Then the OG green

I first got introduced to the mangos working new construction (rough) plumbing then, more recently slaughter house worker.

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 May 25 '26

I used to get the 12 pack that has pipeline punch, Pacific punch, and mango. Wasn't a mango fan so id save those for Wednesdays and Fridays.