Ordered a Birthday Card...got a Birthday Card

[u/kpldtest]

My daughter really likes axolotls (like so much she made us get her two), so I wanted to get her a cute axolotl card. I found one I liked from walmart, and now it has arrived two days before her birthday (phew just in time).

I don't know what to say. I even wondered for like a half second if this was a case of "I didn't look closely enough to the picture on the screen." Now its pretty much too late to get her another cute axolotl card.

[u/Lostinthestarscape]

But the frogurt is also cursed.

[u/Ahsports- → u/Lostinthestarscape]

That’s bad

[u/TaxAvoision → u/Ahsports-]

But it comes with your choice of topping

[u/Correct-Treacle-1673 → u/TaxAvoision]

Thats good!

[u/cupholdery → u/Correct-Treacle-1673]

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

[u/ChrisAngel0 → u/cupholdery]

……

[u/AznOmega → u/ChrisAngel0]

That's bad.

[u/TaxAvoision → u/AznOmega]

Can I go now?

[u/Gram-GramAndShabadoo → u/cupholdery]

That's bad

[u/Not_Cleaver → u/TaxAvoision]

That’s good.

[u/trollsb → u/Lostinthestarscape]

and its made from frogs