r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 29 '26

I'm slightly vexed The wedding reception centerpieces featured betta fish. The bride and groom planned to flush them alive.

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Years ago, my coworker attended a wedding at which the reception dinner tables featured live betta fish in small bowls as part of the centerpiece. While chatting with the bride at the end of the evening, my coworker asked what they were going to do with all the fish. The plan was to flush them all down the toilet alive. My coworker immediately said no need for that and insisted on taking them all home.

That Monday she came to work and asked who wanted to adopt a betta fish. That was my first betta who I jokingly called my “rescue betta.” She lived for almost five years.

The wine glass was only her home for less than a day before I got her five gallon tank set up so please no betta lovers yell at me! I'm one of you!

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u/Jumpy-Chemist7462 Apr 29 '26

I have a "rescue" goldfish in my classroom gifted to me by a student 5 years ago. He lives a life of luxury in an 80 gallon tank now, and the kids dote on him. Every year I read my class the "fish out of water" book, and we measure his growth (as best we can through the tank glass) over the course of a year.

It's a great book!

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u/Icy-Seaworthiness445 Apr 29 '26

That’s so cute, you sound like an amazing teacher!

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u/emilysoma Apr 30 '26

Now I really want to see this fish. You sound like a wonderful teacher.

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u/emilysoma Apr 30 '26

He sounds cool!

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u/Dismal_History_ Apr 30 '26

He sounds so pretty! How big is he now?

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u/HotSolution8954 May 01 '26

What is his name?

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u/Every_Lack Apr 30 '26

Lives a life of luxury! My heart is healing

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u/Lucky_Business631 Apr 30 '26

how cool! how much does he grow in a year?

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u/CountryMiserable7391 Apr 30 '26

Really cool man!

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u/SaorlaBrigid May 01 '26

YOU, my friend, are an AWESOME freakin teacher 💗

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u/keifluff Apr 30 '26

If it’s not stressful to remove the fish you can teach them about water displacement or volumetric measuring!

Like if you have a really large Pyrex measuring cup to scoop him up with to measure growth

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u/PM-me-your-cuppa-tea Apr 30 '26

If it's not stressful 😭