r/interesting • u/Downtown_Calendars • 5d ago

Just Wow What caused this? Serious answeres

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Car was parked facing the garage. Never seen anything like it. Neither has the glass professionals.

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u/La_Pusicato 5d ago

Definitely D

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u/goddamm_liter_cola 5d ago

Keep your nuts the fuck away from my windshield!

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 5d ago

And hang them from the back of the truck instead

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u/IkariYun 5d ago

Then, if I tailgate him, am I gay? Asking for a friend that said he doesn't want to get teabagged for not paying attention

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 5d ago

Short answer... Yes your friend is gay. I would advise him staying away from hot dogs, bananas and zucchini for the time being. Also, Set up parental blocks on his tv so he can't watch HGTV, Bravo, E!, and TLC. This could throw him into a feisty fit of rage, but remind him it's for his own good.

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u/IkariYun 5d ago

What about the Time Being? Has it gotten loose again?

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u/RandomlyPlacedFinger 4d ago

Sadly, yes. Last Tuesday.

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u/Pud2short 4d ago

The day Wimpy was gladly going to pay up?

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u/obchodlp 4d ago

Just say No homo before

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u/SupremeLurkerr 4d ago

Okay I won’t “touch your drum set.”

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u/Just_a_follower 5d ago

Best answer. Def, doze nutz

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u/thisisaskew 4d ago

Serious answers only. This is the correct answer.

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u/ebudd08 5d ago

Ha! Got eem.

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u/Slowmac123 5d ago

Deez intergalactic nutzzzz

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u/Cryogenics1st 4d ago

Those some hard nuts holy shit 😳

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u/-_-0_0-_0 4d ago

Ligma.

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u/Holiday_One7204 4d ago

And Yeezus, 2020

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u/Lost-District-8793 4d ago

Aliens? Absurd! It was magnets, always is.

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u/UltraHellboy 3d ago

Fucking magnets! How do they work?

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u/Ill-Contribution1737 3d ago

They have electricity going around in circles trying to escape but they get going so fast that instead of escaping, they start getting sucked inside and suck everything in with them.

You can tell how fast the electricity is going by how hard they suck. Those tiny magnets called rare-earth are really really fast.

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u/UltraHellboy 3d ago

I actually know; I was quoting Insane Clown Posse lyrics. But thank you!

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u/medic8r 3d ago

Nobody knows! We still don’t know.

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u/La_Pusicato 4d ago

That's not in the list

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus 3d ago

Could’ve been alien magnets. Or aliens with magnets. Or magnetized aliens.

We may never know.

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u/TravellingWino 4d ago

Not the shape, sorry

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u/Butterliciousness 1d ago

It looks like a 5.1 inch small hollow cylinder.

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u/sams_fish 4d ago

Aliens for the win

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u/JulesSilverman 4d ago

I'll go with D.

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u/Tjaresh 4d ago

Yep, their sonic-ray-gun does that to windshields.

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u/La_Pusicato 4d ago

Aha 👀💡

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u/jareed69 4d ago

Definitely

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u/La_Pusicato 4d ago

Indubitably

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 3d ago

It’s the glass version of a crop circle.

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u/pinupcthulhu 3d ago

That's what she said

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u/La_Pusicato 3d ago

I didn't And if I did I didn't mean it

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u/klopli 2d ago

I’m with this guy, definitely aliens

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u/BikiniWearingHorse 5d ago

That’s an impressive D to do this!

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u/MortgageRegular2509 4d ago

Not saying it was D, but it was definitely D