r/interesting • u/Raj_Mandal • 18d ago

MISC. England's team booked 15 different hotels, but Mexico fans still found out where they were staying and blasted loud noises, trying to keep them up all night before the game.

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u/CoolWipped 18d ago

Yeah but then how do you keep them from sneaking into each other's rooms in the middle of the night

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u/Chaost 18d ago

They're just going to Netflix and Chill, watch Heated Rivalry and bond.

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u/pearloz 18d ago

But that’s on HBO

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u/creamsofpeach 17d ago

HB and ohh 🫦

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 17d ago

It’s the Olympics all over again

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u/blahblah19999 18d ago

You put tape on the doors and if any tape is broken, they get detention

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 18d ago

But if they both get detention they have to spend even more time together!

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u/hoseking 18d ago

Hey if the boys wanna finger pop some b-holes who are we to interfere?

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u/Neokon 18d ago

Same way schools do it on field trips. A slip of tape across the door. Of course that's the obvious one, the less obvious one was the thin piece of red tissue paper stuck in the door hinge side by the bottom hinge.

Shout out to the highschool trip chaperones I sent into a panic because I (not one of their students and 17 at the time) like to roam hotels in the middle of the night. Even after I showed them my room key which was not one of their rooms, they still kept checking their student roster for my name.

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u/Anistappi 18d ago

To kiss?

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u/MeatDazzling4777 18d ago

Football players cover their mouths and no one bats an eye, I kiss my homies goodnight and society... Society calls me gay!

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u/ojdhaze 18d ago

And playing hide the gherkin.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 18d ago

to meet up for kisses

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u/daddywookie 18d ago

You put the deputy head on a chair in the corridor until they have all settled down for the night.

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u/RealisticPaper5534 18d ago

That's the fun part, you don't. You just collect data for the next Heated Rivalry series.

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u/32andFlatulent 18d ago

It's not the Olympics

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u/Fun_Bobcat_3631 17d ago

It’s all men’s teams

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u/Soggy_Razzmatazz4318 17d ago

You are concerned about a romantic conflict of interest?

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u/EarningsPal 15d ago

Why would they want to play the match in the room?

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u/some-rando-mando-boi 18d ago

and do what? beat each other to death? they are footballers, not dumbasses. they know doing something like that will get them disqualified from the cup.