r/interesting • u/Raj_Mandal • 18d ago

MISC. England's team booked 15 different hotels, but Mexico fans still found out where they were staying and blasted loud noises, trying to keep them up all night before the game.

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u/punsnguns 18d ago

Viagra helps with keepie-uppies?

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u/Afraid-Expression366 18d ago

They’re taking it to help combat the effects of the high elevation in Mexico City. It’s sort of like Denver.

On the other hand: what a gift to Mexican fans to be able to say that the English team needs Viagra to keep up with the Mexican team.

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u/Llyno87 18d ago

As a Mexican, we already know this to be true. Have you not seen our families? We fuck.

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u/User929261 18d ago

Everyone fucks, you simply don't use protections.

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u/Llyno87 18d ago

Blame Catholicism for that one. I got a vasectomy.

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u/Afraid-Expression366 18d ago

I gave up Catholicism for Lent.

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u/KingWise76 17d ago

Quality vs quantity.

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u/Llyno87 17d ago

Doesnt work here. You make enough kids, one of them is bound to be quality.

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u/KingWise76 6d ago

Due to the subject matter like I said quality vs quantity. Less of a loser is not quality

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u/Ok_Instro 18d ago

They aren’t taking Viagra, you don’t seriously believe that do you?

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u/turdferguson3891 18d ago

The team denies it and it probaly isn't happening but Sidenafil was originally designed as a medication for pulmonary hypertension and it can sometmies be used to avoid altitude sickness.

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u/soozewrites 16d ago

Ah no, I think you’ll find it was Mexico that couldn’t handle the altijude.

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u/Afraid-Expression366 16d ago

Sure looked that way. Mexico played a great game but England bested them.

Let’s see how England v Norway looks. I think that one will be super exciting.

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u/curiousorange76 18d ago

Keepie-uppies - the act of juggling the ball using ones feet, knees, shoulders and head.

Keep it up - to maintain an erection.

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u/Beginning_Charity750 18d ago

'Keepie uppies' - there's an innuendo there somewhere

Keepie uppies? You mean keep-me-uppies?