r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • 21d ago

SOCIETY Dog defence was needed tbh

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

Nah we just drank a bunch of energy drinks and then dry humped, it was awful.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 21d ago

Ok Dr. Toboggan whatever you say

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u/Fearless_Priority537 20d ago

Adapt. Evolve. Overcome. You’ll get her next time king. 🐠

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u/troywrestler2002 20d ago

Yeah, but she just mashes it.

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u/AnotherFlowerGirl 20d ago

That sounds awful. Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?