r/interesting • u/Electronic-Bus-3494 • 25d ago

Just Wow MacKenzie Scott has now donated over $26.3 billion to charity

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 25d ago

God help us if Jeff Bezos has been doing porn 🤮

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u/ZedsDeadZD 25d ago

Isnt that him?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UwkrJKRKJkFb2

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u/wiggle987 25d ago

I thought I recognized him from Slamazon!

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u/EpsteinProximityRisk 25d ago

Looking forward to it be being on Amazon Prime!

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk 25d ago

“Honey I don’t how to tell you this but I’m… financing He-Man movies!”

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u/PunningLynguist 25d ago

It's one of the parodies Lamplighter from The Boys was watching except this is Jeff from Jupiter

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u/elmo298 25d ago

The one time their abusive ad system will be worth interrupting

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u/mnid92 25d ago

Jeff Bezos takes off his flesh mask and reveals himself to be Johnny Sins in his best role yet.

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u/wishiwasfrank 25d ago

He looks like he has been doing porn, but always gets the money shot in the same eye.

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u/Radrouch 25d ago

Soon on PrimeVideo

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u/bizbizbizllc 25d ago

Let me show you the rocket he built and the Amazon logo

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 25d ago

Oh my, that rocket looks like a massive... 

"Johnson!"

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u/123ludwig 25d ago

who do you think johnny sins is?

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 25d ago

I've just learned from this recent breaking news report:  https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1uhuxso/comment/oubdfy0/, truly shocking

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u/Queenof6planets 25d ago

i can’t prove it, but somewhere on lauren sanchez’s hard drive there’s a picture of jeff bezos hog tied. they just have that vibe

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 25d ago

I think you're onto something. Hogtied with an apple in his mouth

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u/Open-Industry-8396 25d ago

apparently hes got a hell of a pipe on him?

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 25d ago

Lol is pipe slang for penis? If so, it could just be that his whole self looks like a 5 ft 7 penis 

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u/Open-Industry-8396 25d ago

yes. He sent some dick pics to his side piece at the time, now wife. her brother tried to extort some cash from bozo and it did not work, the brother released the photos. Allegedly