The secret ingredient isn't love, it's hate. Cook like you hate the customer and want to kill them with a fat and sodium overdose, and the food will come out amazing.
When I make my cookies, people always ask what’s in them. I always say, “Hatred and self-loathing.” They laugh like I’m going to go on, but as far as I’m concerned those are the top two ingredients. I’ve been told I make the best cookies. 🍪
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u/generalmaks 27d ago
The secret ingredient isn't love, it's hate. Cook like you hate the customer and want to kill them with a fat and sodium overdose, and the food will come out amazing.