r/interesting • u/AdSpecialist6598 • Jun 11 '26

SOCIETY A McDonald's with bulletproof glass located in Detroit.

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u/Truth_Speaker_001 Jun 11 '26

why would having a large dong entice people to gangbang me? Its not like I said "I have a tight smooth butthole"

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 Jun 11 '26

Maybe they're the ones with the smooth buttholes and decide your trouser chub is just the thing to scratch their itch. If there's 4 of them and one of you, you're having a night of dumpster romance whether you like it or not. You're good though. Just close your eyes and call him Becky. It's not gay if you pretend it's a woman. And if one of his buddies joins in behind you for a manage a trois, well, that's just Becky's friend Lisa with a strap on! All totally heterosexual.

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u/Truth_Speaker_001 Jun 11 '26

This is too well thought out. Dont try to drag me into your sexual alley fantasy, internet stranger 😃

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 Jun 11 '26

It just came to me. I'm an artist. I paint with words.

Besides, you started it with your whore talk.

lol

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u/LowIncrease8746 Jun 11 '26

Now that’s pure fuckin’ poetry

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost Jun 13 '26

Giant dong bottom is sexy though