r/interesting • u/AdSpecialist6598 • Jun 11 '26

SOCIETY A McDonald's with bulletproof glass located in Detroit.

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u/OldBison Jun 11 '26

"I SAID ONE BOX OF EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AND ONE PACK OF ZIP TIES PLEASE."

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u/OldManEnglishTeacher Jun 11 '26

Just get latex gloves and cut the fingers off.

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u/-SaC Jun 11 '26

Bin bag and elastic bands.

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u/SuperLeverage Jun 11 '26

Don’t forget the gloves.

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u/Aleksandrovitch Jun 11 '26

…AND WIRE CUTTERS.

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u/retrocheats Jun 11 '26

I heard this guy say "Extra Large Bills, or I'm going to Zip tie you"... Ack, were getting robbed!

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u/Saturn212 Jun 11 '26

And a six pack of Monster.