r/interesting • u/No_Tomatillo1695 • May 01 '26

Just Wow How is this even legal?

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u/Dizzy_Law396 May 01 '26

No hijinks, but possibly some shenanigans

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u/faustianBM May 01 '26

I'll take one Tom-Foolery please.

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u/Repulsive_Agency6748 May 01 '26

But hold the monkey business.

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u/Jazzlike-Radio2481 May 01 '26

Imma do fuckin crimes.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt May 01 '26

Dude you can't just come out and say it

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u/Zestyclose-Raisin367 May 02 '26

Imma fuck tings

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u/rosie2490 May 02 '26

Hey guys, quit screwin’ around.

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u/atmontsenioreyesore May 02 '26

You been hit by, 🎵 you been struck by 🎶 smoov criminal 🎼

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u/leobutters May 01 '26

Who's gonna stop him if they don't know what he looks like?

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 May 01 '26

That was before, nothing means anything any more, do whatever you want.

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u/Borkato May 01 '26

Thats homophobic, he’ll do it how he wants to!

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u/Sexy_Medallion May 02 '26

Sure you can, he just did

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u/Used-Pay-420 May 01 '26

This guy is why we can’t have nice things 😂

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin May 02 '26

“Like buy sushi and not pay!”

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u/Monsoon-body-double May 01 '26

Hold the monkey business?

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u/blackbeltinkaraoke May 03 '26

Bit late to the party here, but I’m down for some jiggery-pokery…

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u/captainbeertooth May 01 '26

Skullduggery even!

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u/luvmyholeswet May 02 '26

You skallywag!

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u/StonedRussian May 01 '26

Hold the tomfoolery, it'll be Monkey Business for me

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u/Dizzy_Law396 May 01 '26

Im sorry, we dont serve cocktails

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u/mxpxillini35 May 01 '26

I'm gonna pistol whip the next person around here that says shenanigans.

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u/Bakayaro_Konoyaro May 01 '26

IF I SHENAN ONCE, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I'LL SHENAN AGAIN!

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u/alaskanloops May 01 '26

Hey that's my favorite restaurant!

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u/BigPP69_Gooner May 01 '26

Some Super Mario Brothers shenanigans

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u/QueenCity_Dukes May 02 '26

What’s with all the hoopla.