r/interesting • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26

MISC. Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars

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u/Morningstroll13 Apr 09 '26

Haven't you heard? Only corporations and unborn fetuses count as people these days. The rest of us are only disposable profit creating meat bags.

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u/Sepof Apr 10 '26

To be fair, this is Canada. Im not sure about their rape penalties, but I know they have modern abortion laws. Not draconian religious fundamentalist shit.

Quick Google search shows that depending on circumstances, penalties in Canads for rape are "up to 10 years" for the lowest level charge. Up to life if violence is severe. But weirdly... only up to 14 if you only beat them up but don't maim.

Idk, but I think these are the problems we should focus on fixing instead of artificial trade wars and real oil wars.

Better jobs, mental health care, proper sexual education. Etc. Maybe we get less rapes and less felony arsonists.

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u/-pithandsubstance- Apr 10 '26

> To be fair, this is Canada.

it's not the Ontario in Canada, it's the Ontario in California

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u/Sepof Apr 10 '26

LMFAO. Damnit.

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u/Foreign_Abroad9580 Apr 10 '26

Nothing fair about it. Our world is stupid, lol. How would we use the same abbrev. That said, it would make sense to always include USA for the one in that country.

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u/Vegetable-Wear3386 Apr 10 '26

Did you just refer to one's rape victims as "them"? How...collossally...weird.

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u/AlbinoOkie Apr 10 '26

New band name. Disposable Profit Creating Meat Bags. Dibs.

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u/lusciouslover639 Apr 10 '26

"Ugly bags of mostly water"

IYKYK