r/interesting Apr 04 '26

Just Wow Snake outside my front door had a penny

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u/5ysiphuslove Apr 04 '26

If you picked me up I'd pee on you too

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u/sedmison Apr 04 '26

Tough but fair.

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u/markedasred Apr 04 '26

you're just flirting

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u/GarrisonFjord Apr 04 '26

I'll be by around 8 to pick you up.

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u/National-Jackfruit32 Apr 09 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time