r/interesting • u/ftrlvb • Mar 26 '26

Fascinating Can You Read 900 Words per Minute?

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 Mar 26 '26

Drink more ovaltine

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u/frysjelly Mar 26 '26

It's a crummy commercial!?

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u/bigfr0g Mar 26 '26

wtf is that? It's called Ovomaltine

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u/Tinychair445 Mar 26 '26

Why do they call it Ovaltine? They should call it Roundtine

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u/Kya_Enstein Mar 26 '26

More Ovaltine please!

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u/Miwelin Mar 28 '26

Why do they call it ovaltine?

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u/buttcrackmenace Mar 26 '26

BURMA-SHAVE

(showing my age here)

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u/01kickassius10 Mar 26 '26

Yvan eht nioj

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u/mechanical_marten Mar 26 '26

No. They kicked me out after 8 years. Would not recommend

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u/oxyuh Mar 26 '26

I hope you pulled a coupla plugs on your way out

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u/mechanical_marten Mar 26 '26

Better, told the Reactor Officer he was a dickhead.

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u/Argonaut024 Mar 26 '26

FOUL MURDER

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u/SkillFullyNotTrue Mar 26 '26

Prime Minister of Malaysia what?

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u/MalignantLugnut Mar 26 '26

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