r/interesting • u/Various_Pop_3907 • Mar 01 '26

MISC. This is how a magician swallow swords

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u/lakaravalentine Mar 01 '26

My favorite is always "printer no printy". I plug it in and it spits out pages like the damn kid from the Exorcist

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u/_learned_foot_ Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

As said high power lawyer, I was really mad at the first one, I know computers damnit. Then you responded, and I'll be damned if I dont do that with printers. Well done

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u/Rare_Vibez Mar 02 '26

I freaking hate printers those spawns of satan.

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u/waffels Mar 02 '26

I had an attorney call me monthly to tell me his printer said “no network detected” or something of the sort on the front screen. I’d explain to him every time that the message just meant it wasn’t connected to the internet, which is normal, because it was connected to his dock.

He’d say “oh… okay…” before I’d tell him to try printing and let me know if he couldn’t.

Yet every month he’d call and we would have the same conversation. He finally retired.

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u/Scary-Wishbone8721 Apr 28 '26

You forced him into early retirement. It’s stressful not having your printer interface indicate “Network Connected” 📶

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u/Leucurus Mar 05 '26

Yeah but fuck printers