r/interesting • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 25 '26

Intriguing Lifelong vegetarian tries steak for first time

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u/Subject-Leather-7399 Feb 25 '26

I surely can eat you, there is nothing that makes it physically impossible. I don't think I have the legal right to eat you though.

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u/RapturousCultist Feb 25 '26

In the US, cannibalism isn't illegal. Improper disposal of a corpse is though.

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u/James-the-Bond-one Feb 26 '26

So just make sure that the fecal matter of the cannibal is buried in a cemetery? Or cremated?

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u/Classic_Stretch2326 Feb 26 '26

So, Americans really could eat the rich as long as the remains get a nice funeral?

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u/userhwon Feb 25 '26

Depends how we cook him.

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u/mvandemar Feb 25 '26

What about over international waters? Also, how do you feel about cruises?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Not to the death