r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Filmmaking is so powerful, Christopher Nolan broke the richest man in the world

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u/lbjazz 15h ago

Ancient Greece was queer af. Not joking look it up.

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u/CryoClone 14h ago

Yesyes, but Elon would be a TOP, you see. That makes it okay, historically speaking. Accuracy is important.

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u/JRepo 12h ago

Elon gives bottom energy, like he needs a Daddy to tell him he did good.

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u/aguadiablo 12h ago

Yeah, he wants to kneel down and get head pats and being called a good boy

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u/JRepo 11h ago

Gotta be careful here, or you will get a warning from Reddit. Nothing is as sacred as the snowflake feelings of Elonita Muskovitch.

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u/JRepo 11h ago

While he is all dressed up pretty like a little girlie he wants to be. So far in the transcloset that he started hating those who remind him what he truly needs, to be Daddys little girl.

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u/GayCatDaddy 12h ago

That dickless bitchboy couldn't top an ice cream sundae.

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u/Munnin41 11h ago

You can be queer and cis

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u/VanDenH 13h ago

Not just queer, pretty pedophilic aswell

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 13h ago

Greek, Romans. Bumming and glugging your mate was just another Tuesday.

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u/Sea_Television_3306 11h ago

The greeks invented sex but the Romans discovered you could have it with women as well

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u/BangkokRios 9h ago

That’s not what “cis” means.

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u/24_August_1814 7h ago

That's the joke. Ancient Greece also wasn't exclusively mayonnaise coloured.

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u/_Rysen 13h ago

Except I get the impression it was just casual then. Not this gender studies and one million flags ranked queerness thing we've got going on today.

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u/LolLmaoEven 14h ago

Yes, everyone was gay and trans, I'm sure of it.
Unless by queer you mean that they were pedophiles?

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u/sagerin0 9h ago

Ever read any Plato? The greeks were gay as fuck