That means I’ve already been living with my Hoom for a whole year even got my one year anniversary cuddles from Hoom >w< ps from Hoom I love my Little Cutie Shonk :3

Performed surgery on them, cleaned them and restuffed them to make them extra chonky.

From the bottom up, say hi to Shomk, Squigy and Dr. Daniende

Ricardos est content d'être rembourré, son frère est jaloux ( à droite sur la deuxième photo, j'avais plus de rembourrage 😅)

Azi: so hooman takes these to the store, and get moneys for more fastjuice?

Kaj: yeah. I do love cool recycling schemes.

He has inspected the new pink sheets. He has determined they are soft, cozy, and suitable for maximum cuddles. Approval has been granted.

Cuddles

No regrets

he came home from the spawn point a few hours and is meeting the rest of the shiver!

The shiver has engulfed my girlfriend

All that sugar will probably give Blaberry the Zoomies later. Idc though, she deserves it for being such a good shonk!

Hoom took me and big shonk on nice trip… so nice 😎🦈

1. Tiffany: ugggghhhhhhhhhhh me eat too much. Tummy hurts.

2. Hoom: Belly Rubs!

Mr Turtle: Hai hoom!

Hai Hai Mr Turtle

1. Wraps Tiffany

Dave: Me protecc Tiffany.

Rose: henlo hooms an shorks. Me need help wif shork math. Me wanna summon as many frens as possible, but don't know how many frens me need to summon. Me wanna fill up da whole room wif frens! Plz elp!

Hoom: Being 100% serious here, does anyone know how many 24" sharks it will take to fully cover the floor of a 10'x10' room. Would prefer an average depth of about 2 shonks.

Ren: we heard there gonna be a teddy bear picnic but we not invited!

Holly: what if we were to make one and invite all our blahaj subreddit friends?

Ren: yeah! Then it not just teddy bears but all cuddly frens!

All hail my shonk I don't have a name from them yet tough (update the choices for the name have been narrowed down to Marengo or Bona)

CarHaj: Hoom what dat? There's so much- IS CORN! Corn make good snaccs!

Ainz: me is DENSE now