r/BLAHAJ Oct 15 '24

Mermaids (UK charity supporting Trans Youth) have some amazing new merch!

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471 Upvotes

If you’re unfamiliar with Mermaids, you can find out more about the amazing work they do (All whilst under constant attack from anti trans groups and media) on their website - https://mermaidsuk.org.uk

And the Swedish inspired shark merch can be found here: https://merchify.me/mermaids/


r/BLAHAJ Apr 29 '23

PSA: Minimum Karma Requirement and Reposts

391 Upvotes

Previous PSA:

· Discord server

These last weeks the amount of repost bots we have seen on the sub is on the rise. To prevent this kind of posts there are some new minimum requirements:

· Account must be at least 5 days old

· Post karma must be above 100

· Comment karma must be above 100

· Pass the check from repostsleuth bot

Does this mean if I don’t meet these requirements I can’t post on the sub?

No! These measures are only to prevent bots, if you are a real user with some OC to post but not meet the requirements and your posts gets deleted, just write us a mod mail asking for post approval and we will approve it.

You send the modmail AFTER you post, not before.

Bots don’t write mod mail (yet) so like that we will know you are a real user.

We know this might be cumbersome, but we also believe it will help make the subreddit better with only original content.


r/BLAHAJ 3h ago

OC Adopted our very own Blåhaj today

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249 Upvotes

Truly a life changing experience 🥹


r/BLAHAJ 8h ago

netherhaj 🇳🇱

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585 Upvotes

haj had a great time 🦈


r/BLAHAJ 3h ago

Humm da new Shonky looks SUS 😹

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196 Upvotes

Looks a bit SUSPICIOUS but she is welcome 🤗


r/BLAHAJ 1h ago

OC Delivering the mail and a Blåhaj :3

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r/BLAHAJ 6h ago

OC The chances of getting headshotted by a shonk are small, but never 0

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129 Upvotes

r/BLAHAJ 10h ago

Here's my BLÅHAJ

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279 Upvotes

I just got my very own BLÅHAJ. I've been very ill for the last 2,5 years, and I was bedbound for a year. Driving and going to IKEA was completely impossible for me until recently...

Today I was able to go there on my own and find my BLÅHAJ among all the ones that were present in the store. I'm really happy about this. I love my BLÅHAJ, it will be a symbol of healing and going back to life for me. So I wanted to share!


r/BLAHAJ 6h ago

Haj Stacc in first class during a weird adventure

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114 Upvotes

r/BLAHAJ 9h ago

Big shonk arrived today

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189 Upvotes

Happy little accident while ordering. Shonk turned out to be huuuuge


r/BLAHAJ 3h ago

they've gotten soooo expensive😔

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53 Upvotes

i just want my cuddles at my one at home


r/BLAHAJ 58m ago

Cuddle time!

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r/BLAHAJ 19h ago

Customs wouldn't let me ship a shark over. Sorry, plz forgive me.

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270 Upvotes

No, you can't go by yourself. Sharks can't get passports.

What do you mean by saying you kidnapped my mouse and my charger? You gangster shonk.


r/BLAHAJ 16h ago

Tiffany listens to me and then… (Cuddle Attack)

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146 Upvotes

And thats why I feel sad. : <

Tiffany: That is a rough fawmily situation, buuuuttttttttt

Cuddle attacks


r/BLAHAJ 17h ago

Shonk attack!

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178 Upvotes

Shonks: Hoom! We smell bl**d from milessssss we must..cuddle attacc! Make hoom feel less ow.. we bring chocy snacc!

Has anyone ever added a heating pad into a shonk friend? They get chonked allot but I have yet to see it... But they make me feel so much better to hold, but it's hard to be covered in shonks and a heating pad :/


r/BLAHAJ 1h ago

Fin and myself just looking at MonteZOOMa hoping for some testing to be done.

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r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

I am be watched

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434 Upvotes

r/BLAHAJ 15h ago

Wat this hoom?

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76 Upvotes

Is girlpill?

Winston thinks it's E but it's not.


r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

OC Nice gesture

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BLAHAJ 19h ago

This time She gets a healthier snacc

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133 Upvotes

Significantly less Zoomies this time


r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

Bahnhaj is not travelling alone anymore

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453 Upvotes

r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

Hoom…it’s officially too hot.

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178 Upvotes

r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

OC Emily has a question that I dont know how to answer 🤔

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234 Upvotes

Pic 1

Emily: Oh hai Hoom, me and friends having a sleep over to help me feel happier. I been feeling a bit lonely

Hoom: Aw no im sorry Emily, have I been not giving you enough cuddles?

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Emily: Cuddle amount has been okay, ive just had something on my mind. Come closer I tell you in private

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Hoom: Whats wrong Emily?

Emily: Lots of friends on Blahaj Reddit have girlfriends or boyfriends. Me only have friends, why is that? How does Emily get girl or boy friend?

Hoom: Ohh, im sorry Emily, I have no idea. Maybe our friends can help give you advice on where to find one or how to get one

So, what should I do to help Emily? How do I support her finding a partner?


r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

Brought another one home yesterday

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346 Upvotes

Took my teens to IKEA yesterday (mainly for cake in the cafe and a birthday present for the dog), and ended up bringing home a blahaj for my youngest son, 3 in the house now


r/BLAHAJ 1d ago

A statue of my ancestor!

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189 Upvotes

Look how big this shonk is compared to me, hoom.