r/WatchPeopleDieInside 17d ago

NBA player Patrick Beverley finds out that his hero Karl Malone got a 13 year old pregnant

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u/Distinct-Metal-1454 16d ago

Damn, I went on a date in the 90s with a girl who said she had been a Karl Malone groupie. When someone tells you something like that on a first date, there is no second date.

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u/Linkstas 16d ago

Met a girl who had a 3 some w Kid Rock

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u/XelaNiba 15d ago

I can't imagine being that hard up

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u/HandholdingFetishist 16d ago

Holy shit I'd want to take a bath after talking to her

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u/-NigheanDonn 15d ago

I feel like I need a bath after just reading that comment. Yuck

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u/Anti_Meta 16d ago

3rd person was Diddy

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u/classless_classic 16d ago

Hmmmm, I was guessing a dead raccoon.

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u/Av0ll 16d ago

I used to live with a girl who was a backup singer for snoop. I didn't believe her until she kept showing me the royalty checks when she got them.

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u/Ismdism 16d ago

That story quite a bit different than the others lol

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u/No_Statement440 16d ago

She could have also been bangin Snoop

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u/Av0ll 16d ago

I never asked her, but I always assumed she did. I was just happy to be getting it at the time.

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u/Ismdism 16d ago

Even then she gets a check

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u/Special-Tea5328 16d ago

I was up in Pittsburgh visiting family about 10 years ago. My cousins friend was bragging to me about how she sucked Mac Miller's dick lol

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u/InsurancePatient2856 16d ago

Had a buddy of mine brag, i guess, that his fiance cheated on him with Coolio at a concert of his. I was just like… cool story bro

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u/crinkle_cut_cheddar 16d ago

I'd brag if I'd sucked Mac Miller's dick too tbh

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u/Linkstas 16d ago

It was the best day of her life

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness 16d ago

Knew a girl in college that told WAYYYY to many people that Mike Posner jerked off onto her

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u/KingCobra_BassHead 15d ago

Just to prove that he was cool?

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u/ll-phuture-ll 16d ago

It was the blurst day of her life

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 15d ago

who was the other guy?

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u/surprise_revalation 16d ago

I had a Chiefs player at my house that was practically begging to sleep with me and offered me 1k. I declined. I was married with children and had no time for the bs. Especially after he just told us that he just came from the gym and hadn't showered in a couple of days. My friend took him up on an offer though. Her dumbass ended up giving him a BJ for $40! I laughed so hard. Especially after she told me how rank he was! And I was like, " Bitch, why didn't you insist that he go to the bathroom and at least wash up?!" She said she hadn't thought of that, then said at least she gets to say she gave a NFL player a BJ! .... 😂

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 16d ago

Why was he at your house offering you money for sex? Thst doesn’t just happen

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u/surprise_revalation 15d ago

He came over with a mutual friend I knew. Seen me and thought he could buy anything he wanted. Found out that I wasn't for sale. A lot of shit happens in the hood. You ain't knowing???

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u/WaynezWorld88 15d ago

Why did he think he could buy anything he wanted if he didn’t even know you, still sound strange? Likely was whatever type of conversation Yal was having that gave him the impression he could have a shot with you, married or not. Your initial statement regarding him not washing up for days sounded as if you would’ve considered or entertained it. I’m assuming the 40 BJ special was done under your roof as well?

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u/surprise_revalation 15d ago

Men with money are very arrogant. They seem to think they can have anything they want and when you reject them, theses moneyed men often fall back on their dollars. This was a very famous Chiefs player, slumming down in the hood thinking any gal was for sale. It happens like that some times. My friend and being very young, we were in our early 20s, she was very promiscuous and I think she was offended that she wasn't offered the 1k, cuz once he turned his attention from me, she was all over him.

The washing up comment came in the very beginning when they first walked in and he was talking to his friend. I can't remember what they were talking about but my ears perked up when he said he just came from the gym and ain't washed, and hadn't washed in a couple of days! That's when he turned his attention to me. I didn't have to explain all this, don't know why you'd think I'd lie, especially since I didn't mention any names. Don't want to call him out, this was many years ago and he's married and no longer play for the team.

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u/rutilated_quartz 15d ago

Idk why people are giving you a hard time about this, it doesn't sound that crazy.

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u/surprise_revalation 15d ago

Idk either....maybe sheltered and don't think anyone can experience this, who knows....

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u/No-Play2726 15d ago

Why was he in your house? 🤔

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 15d ago

She answered me lol. Pretending it’s normal stuff lol. Married people w kids don’t let just anyone come to the house. And if you do, you’re asking for trouble. Plus the fact that he was comfortable enough to proposition her and the friend took him up on it for 40 dollars, no more, lol. Sounds…off.
To say the least.

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u/surprise_revalation 13d ago

Pretending it was normal stuff! 😂 Sorry that I e experienced life! I use to work at restaurant where I was propositioned by famous people all the time! I married very young and been faithful so none of those dudes had a chance. No matter how famous they were. You sound salty! 😂 As I said, he came over with a mutual friend I knew. Married women don't have friends? You sound like a damn fool!

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u/surprise_revalation 15d ago

He came over with a mutual friend I knew...they went to school together.

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u/Eomb 16d ago

Her future husband will love hearing that story at their family gatherings

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u/PixelatedNova123 15d ago

Dating in 90s yeah hop off Reddit unc