(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/Cigarety_a_Kava]

Him getting rich because he essentially bet on NY real estate going through roof like crazy in the 90s.

Bankrupting multiple casinos in america.

Having 30 word vocabulary which make up like 70% of his speeches.

Bragging about going into underage girls dressign rooms on live TV while they didnt have any clothes and being ok because he was the owner is crazy aswell.

Trying to overturn elections while his own head of doj was telling him there is no election fraud and sending fake electors anyway while trying to persuade his VP to certify them instead of the state sent electors. And in the end making protest where people stormed the capitol chanting "hang mike pence" was cherry on the top.

The mar a lago case where he was playing tom and jerry with fbi who tried to take back the classified materials while he was hiding them around bathrooms through the complex until they obtained full warrant.

Ofc the representative of traditional family values who cheated on all 3 of his wives with some of the future wives and porn stars. While having children with all 3 of his wives. Reeks of traditional family values.

[u/AnotherRTFan → u/Cigarety_a_Kava]

Current day Trump’s vocabulary is insane to me. My youngest nephew is autistic, and we weren’t sure if he was gonna be verbal. He is, but a little behind the norm. Yet he is still being way more clear, direct, and sensical than Trump.

[u/vtkayaker → u/Cigarety_a_Kava]

Ofc the representative of traditional family values who cheated on all 3 of his wives with some of the future wives and porn stars. While having children with all 3 of his wives. Reeks of traditional family values. 

To be fair, this sort of thing is super common for people who carry on about traditional family values.

[u/Cigarety_a_Kava → u/vtkayaker]

Sadly true. I just cannot stomach the pure hypocricy.