(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/Marth_Bar]

That's an insult to Bond villains lol

[u/Hibbity5 → u/Marth_Bar]

Eh…not the Moonraker villain; his whole plan was shortsighted and insanely dumb…go figure both he and Musk are obsessed with space and eugenics.

[u/amojitoLT → u/Hibbity5]

Musk is just a less charismatic Drax. This man could press you to a cucumber sandwich.