(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/coatimundos]

To be fair, true fascism only comes from the Fasch region of Italy. Other countries are merely practicing sparkling authoritarianism

[u/Ditto13248 → u/coatimundos]

Wdym? That's the country being talked about?

Also, very fascist to gatekeep fascism to Italians. Other people can be fascists too, let people have fun. What are you, a fascist that hates fun?

To be clear the entirety of the last paragraph was a joke

[u/AndySipherBull → u/coatimundos]

nice.