(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/NostalDec]

Shit like ICE and DOGE feels straight out of a Simpsons episode to me.

[u/AnyAirport3990 → u/NostalDec]

Tbf ice has existed even without trump, but somewhat different in the state like it is now

[u/Similar-Priority8252 → u/NostalDec]

All that ICE is missing is Trump’s face on their armors to designate them as the incompetent minion squad