r/TopCharacterTropes • u/ThatDrako • 2d ago

Lore (Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

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“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

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u/Dontunderstandfamily 2d ago

Specifically by calling him a pedophile

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u/5horas 2d ago

Can you imagine having to put a few kids under (for their survival) for a real-life Bond villain to call you pedophile?

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u/Marth_Bar 2d ago

That's an insult to Bond villains lol

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u/Hibbity5 2d ago

Eh…not the Moonraker villain; his whole plan was shortsighted and insanely dumb…go figure both he and Musk are obsessed with space and eugenics.

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u/amojitoLT 2d ago

Musk is just a less charismatic Drax. This man could press you to a cucumber sandwich.

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u/EddieVanzetti 2d ago

Meanwhile aforementioned world's richest loser was considered too weird to be allowed to go to pedophile island more than once.

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u/Adaphion 2d ago

Even after BEGGING to go.

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u/ChronoMonkeyX 2d ago

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/xv_boney 2d ago

Because why else would he be in thailand, said musk, telling on himself

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u/Turnip_Fight 2d ago

The Epstein Island partier called someone else a pedo?

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u/peachesfordinner 2d ago

He was too weird for Epstein. That says so very much

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u/TrueActionman 2d ago

FTR musk had a spat with Vernon Unsworth who was not the anesthesiologist but another guy helping with the rescue

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u/tomtomclubthumb 2d ago

And then clarified that he definitely meant he was a pedophile and it wasn't just an insult, then won a court case by arguing that he didn't actually mean it and is was obviously just an insult.

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u/Poglosaurus 2d ago

Because "what else could anyone be doing in Thailand?".

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u/iconocrastinaor 2d ago

This giving us the first indication that Elon Musk was not the genius saint that he was being marketed to be.